kait

Historian in search of a cheesesteak. Blogger. Compulsive reader. Has plausible pitch. Really tired of right wing authoritarianism.

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Have an early flight tomorrow so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room

[trevy @chillextremist]

Getting hit by a car in a non serious way would be huge for me right now

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I too would pass away if I had to say something kind to jd vance

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

If I send you this it means I have to go :( but I’ll be back in like 11 seconds :)

[brain dump @name_redacted_]

just took my adderall. Wow…..Everything’s computer.

[rachel yara @bugposting]

Im going to make an incredible thirty four year old woman someday.

[BOOP @Pettyyyboop]

Babe, you hardly touched my last nerve…are you okay?

[ana @pelicinema]

just remembered vienna waits for me

[trash jones @jzux]

hey congrats man i heard trump just appointed you as the director of the department of little bitches

[cary @brokebackstan]

ocd is so funny it’s like heyyyy would you guys mind if i Checked real quick?? sorry i just have to Check. ok cool we’re good. wait actuallt sorry one sec im just gonna Check again.

[2joser2loser @joserloser]

absolutely insane what a good hotdog can do to your mood

[Aidan @aidanthereup]

And fuck that little hippo too

[tatum @planetgraves]

Can’t wait to freak out tomorrow about things I can’t control. Just about wrapped that up for tonight so

[#1 computer user @inherentvibes]

doing an “irish hello” (entering your house without permission)

[jynx @jynxbby]

idk if im pregnant or what but i been craving 3 million dollars so bad