I keep seeing home listings on the fb marketplace with a picture that says, “Life is short. Get the shoes. Eat the cake. Buy the house” and I really hope people are putting more thought into buying a house than they would buying shoes or eating cake.
I took a shower shortly before watching the latest episode of American Horror Stories. I just finished it and now I think I may need to shower again. 🥴
A client asked me for my office address via email and I responded with the street number to my office building but the street name that I live on. She ended up at a car wash and was very confused. 🫠🫠
By the time you’re in your late 20’s you should have:
1. An air fryer
2. A Caffeine dependency
3. An SSRI
4. Reverted back to everything you loved aged 13-17 as a coping mechanism