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ЩIᄃKΣD & KЯӨӨKΣD. 𝙷𝚒𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚞𝚙 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚜𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐. 🧂🦩⚠️♍️

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All of your friends say "don't be the sad one, lighten up.”, but you can't help it. -@SoGallant

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Just got thee fuuuck down to Thong Song. @OfficialSisQo’s voice and feels is a force.

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Just randomly thought about Danny DeVito dying, started tearing up and ugh, everything is just so sad.

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We are all gross and scary.

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Carpet is so mysterious.

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Cacti is sucha vibe.

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It’s finally safe to say that I invented the combination lock and eraser.

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Nathan: “I’m excited for tater tots. It’s gonna be cool. I’m going to eat them.”

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I wanna start a new paint brand.

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Why aren’t they called centerdrives if the other things are called sidewalks

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I just remembered that Betty White is dead. Fuck.

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Shout out to commercials. They deserve to be recognized. They have a relentless job.

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Can’t spell thug without hug.

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Things need to stop being real.

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I think about Now You See Me 2 too often.

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“Kaitlynn, why are your ears bleeding? Actually, this is an electrical line.”

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This is exactly how I feel about the album.

[Time Crisis @timecrisis2000]

vampire weekend five albums in stores now

[Jake Longstreth @dongstreth]

New Jersey epicentered earthquake the day the new Vampire drops??

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I miss texting someone all the time and being excited. Does anyone wanna text me all the time?

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The only time I ever believe in god is when I’m having a passing thought that my face doesn’t look too bad and then LITERALLY the next day my face has exploded with acne.

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Reading Harry Potter high is wild. Even more so when you’re reading them for the first time at 32 when you’ve had them since they came out over 20 years ago.