kaiti 🌙

i hate bowling

[kaiti 🌙 @kaitimein]

getting rid of my big girl clothes bc i am almost down fifty mf pounds and i’m swimming in them now 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

(don’t get it twisted i’m still a sturdy bitch)

[kaiti 🌙 @kaitimein]

went for a walk today wearing shorts. not bike shorts. actual shorts and didn’t die from chafing bc ya girl is under 200. motherfucking pounds. for the first time in YEARSSSS. i could cry :,)

[kaiti 🌙 @kaitimein]

NOT HULK HOGAN TOO??? BROTHERRRR

[kaiti 🌙 @kaitimein]

SHARRRRONNNN

[kaiti 🌙 @kaitimein]

lana del redneck

[kaiti 🌙 @kaitimein]

i think some of y’all forget that fuck around and find out isn’t just fun to say??? it’s literally how consequences work??? are u dumb

[kaiti 🌙 @kaitimein]

at least i’ll be SKINNNYYYY

[kaiti 🌙 @kaitimein]

sometimes i think my mental health issues are fixed until a life altering thing happens and my eating disorder creeps back in. then i know i’m cooked

[kaiti 🌙 @kaitimein]

i love being a white trash liberal with huge tits

[kaiti 🌙 @kaitimein]

“i CaNt BeLiEvE u LeT uR kId LiStEn To ThAt” bbg i had My Dick memorized when i was 8. i don’t think megan the stallion is gonna hurt my kid much

[kaiti 🌙 @kaitimein]

James Johnathon’s vs Jersey Michael’s

[awlivv @awlivv]

hot bitches love creed

[໊ @user0000O0]

(flirting) i used to be crazier than this

[bug girl @buggirl]

i hate when republicans have cats. THATS NOT FOR YOU !!!! what the fuck

[kaiti 🌙 @kaitimein]

line cook hot—you’re gonna get stalked by his baby momma, he’ll give you a uti, but ur gonna see god on that mattress on the floor

[kaiti 🌙 @kaitimein]

@tuunfuegokyle gave my daughter a boy name bc i just know she’s gonna grow up to be powerful

[bug girl @buggirl]

feeling existential dread wishing i could experience being a fish swimming around in the ocean 500 years ago. i’m never gonna get to know what it felt like to be a fish swimming around in the ocean 500 years ago. should i die

[Molly @IceBanshee_]

I ❤️ post birth abortions, transgender mice, and The Gulf of Mexico

[⟡˙⋆abby⋆˙⟡ @abmoneyxo]

me, a vegetarian

[kaiti 🌙 @kaitimein]

(sober me would also do nasty things to smoke a pack a day but i have more self control than that)

[kaiti 🌙 @kaitimein]

i’m half white trash on my dads side and i think that’s why drunk me loves cigarettes so much