Kaitlan Jones

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

when vampire weekend was like “who gives a fuck about the oxford comma” it’s just like… well, me! and frankly you should, too. if you’re not using oxford commas you’re messy and you’re chaotic and I don’t trust you

[C 💒 @churchofysl]

my sadness disappears when this combination is around

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

this is the kind of weather where if you’re wearing natural deodorant I am legally allowed to beat your ass

[LowBudgetMuthafucka @LowBudgetMofo]

A concert ticket should come with a t shirt, you heard me

[Koco Caine’s Straw @tyjnick]

What a privilege it is to exist at the same time as the hint of lime tortilla chip

[kim @KimmyMonte]

bill nye’s full name is william new years eve

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Would you like your receipt printed or emailed?” I would like to feel joy again

[trash jones @jzux]

“dress for the job you want” yeah why do you think i’m in my pajamas

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

guys we as a species need to focus all our efforts on making a cigarette that’s good for you. we should be working on this around the clock

[꩜ ˙𖦹 ⋆꙳ @nauseahassan]

‘too much garlic’ what’s next? too much desire? too much love?

[tate @50FirstTates]

“my intrusive thoughts won” all u did was eat a donut?? that’s not an intrusive thought. if my intrusive thoughts won i’d be on the news

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Me on the way to get a lil fall morning treat (will spend $87)

[brooke @_milf_vibes_]

Me when I accidentally reveal information that I can’t explain how I know because the way I found out is insane

[trash jones @jzux]

no offense but the men i know aren’t thinking about the Roman Empire. most days they are barely thinking at all

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

caesar when brutus stabbed him

[trash jones @jzux]

hey the shut the fuck up factory called. it’s time to clock in

[bug girl @buggirl]

americans r such masochists it’s actually so scary like ur AGAINST a 4 day work week bc u think people should WANT to work MORE?? ur AGAINST being able to go to the doctor for free??? ur AGAINST being paid livable wages so u don’t have to work until u die??? WHAT !!!!!

[out of context hannah montana @OCHannahMontana]

behind every hot girl there is a strong and deep connection to this album