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I still love Tom Petty songs & driving old men crazy

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@altafiber is your customer service down this morning? chat and text aren't working.

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when I was still new at my job, I went to lunch with my team and we were walking back to the office when I had to stop and throw up on the side of the road.
it still haunts me.

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me to my therapist: I'm scared to die and it's a lot more real that I'm 35
my therapist: it's gonna happen 🤷‍♂️

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I just wanna go on record and say that the highlight of my week was hearing MTG got booed by the House of Representatives lolololol

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tooth fairy is the hardest job I've ever had

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put your GWAM on your resume, I did and my new employer not only brought it up in my interview, it has become a running joke within my team.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

I’m sorry for who I was when it was -20° and windy

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I'm 35 and have high cholesterol. so that's... cool

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I just started a new job last week but I think I have found a new calling - calling out weak ass men in the workplace.

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MADE IT TO MIDNIGHT now goodnight #HappyNewYear2024

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it is 8:21 and I feel (pretty) confident I can make it to midnight. my husband, @deepee77 , gives me 1.5 hours tops ... we'll see #HappyNewYear

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I will be in bed by 12:01 and asleep by 12:02 #HappyNewYear2024

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this tweet didn't age well this year. current events are worse.

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reading current events makes me so sad.

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what kind of music is @espn playing for #mnf
it's not the vibe

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going to see @falloutboy this weekend at @riverbendpnc and I'm wondering if they will play anything from Take This To Your Grave 🤔 #falloutboy #takethistoyourgrave

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one month! @falloutboy #falloutboy #spideyandhisamazingfriends

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going to see @falloutboy at @riverbendpnc this summer and I really hope they sing the #spideyandhisamazingfriends theme song

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does anyone else text their husband while he's in the basement playing video games and ask him to get you a snack? even though you can see the fridge from where you're sitting?
anyone?
@deepee77