katie call

mama tried

[katie call @kaitlyncall]

shit I need to stay in line, you damn well are a great design

[katie call @kaitlyncall]

Who is the idiot that accidentally cleaned the keg with the floor mopping chemical?

Me. I’m the idiot

[champion of ham @sarahanndeadman]

i think im funny and cute and worth holding hands with

[katie call @kaitlyncall]

You ever realize that all you’ve talked/thought about lately is biscuits? And then realize that you feel...and look...like a biscuit

have I been possessed by a biscuit

[katie call @kaitlyncall]

WHY DID I WAKE UP THIS EARLY WANTING NOTHING BUT A BISCUIT AND SOMEONE TO HUG

[katie call @kaitlyncall]

@olivia_rigsby Love you most, lil angel

[katie call @kaitlyncall]

happy birthday, ⁦@olivia_rigsby⁩! very glad to have played in so many ditches with you when we were little

[katie call @kaitlyncall]

@BillingsleyBen Praying for you, Ben.

[katie call @kaitlyncall]

@trithton See you at 3:30

[katie call @kaitlyncall]

tru friends

[katie call @kaitlyncall]

Why did I invite my neighbors in and offer to make biscuits as a snack last night

[katie call @kaitlyncall]

@clifgilla I’d like to know..what the lesson was..?

[katie call @kaitlyncall]

“Katie I’d like you to sit in on this tasting of 10 different margarita variations we’re considering, do you have time for that today?”
Well sir, I will MAKE time

[Chantelle @Chant_ella]

Your partner tells you she’s had a bad day and instead of creating a safe environment for her to vent and release, you offer solutions further invalidating her emotional needs. The inability to differentiate when someone needs solutions vs an outlet is rooted in lack of empathy

[katie call @kaitlyncall]

I think the post office is having a stroke

[katie call @kaitlyncall]

@JorgeCrushCity I miss you too, Jorge! I hope you’re doing great!

[katie call @kaitlyncall]

Words truly don’t do it justice

[katie call @kaitlyncall]

Tell me why this BEAUTIFUL man just told me he’s glad I’m the one that gave him the tour of the distillery because he really likes my voice. Like bro come on I love you please stop

[katie call @kaitlyncall]

@alliecall Um?