I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love
the small neighbor human and i. have been working on a puzzle. for quite some time. we only have one piece left. but we can’t find it anywhere. i hope i didn’t eat it. that sounds like something i might do
my stuffed fren sebastian and i. were hanging outside. when a leaf fell from above. and came to rest on his noggin. he has been chosen. sebastian is king of spooky season. long may he reign
had to reinstall my twitter app and lost all my drafts which has to be the universe intervening to save my reputation from the content that was too cursed to post