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somebody’s future step mom

[kat @kaitlynstanton]

‘Tis the season!

For seasonal depression

[mayday.health @HealthMayday]

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Do you live in a state that bans abortions? With the help of mail-forwarding, you can still get safe, effective abortion pills from a doctor in days.

RT this thread to spread the word—so the people who need help learn how they can get it:

[kat @kaitlynstanton]

@DamoHuge They’re clearly experts on MAYO, not healthcare. Duh you stupid idiot, that vaccine is rotting your brain

[kat @kaitlynstanton]

If you look nice in an airport please know that I hate you

[kat @kaitlynstanton]

@xoxobismarksmom this is the most unhinged thing I’ve seen this week and I love it

[kat @kaitlynstanton]

This is peak pick me energy ew Nancy

[The Hill @thehill]

Speaker Pelosi: "I say to my Republican friends, take back your party. The country needs a big, strong Republican Party. And I say that as a leader in the Democratic Party... Don't have it be a cult of personality on the extreme, extreme, extreme right."

[kat @kaitlynstanton]

Of all the bullshit classes we’re forced to take in high school and college, why isn’t one of them “Airport/Airplane Etiquette”? Because what the FUCK are some of y’all doing

[kat @kaitlynstanton]

Tbh I wanted to comment this on the Facebook posts of every antivax nurse I went to high school with but I’m trying to bully people less so I’m just tweeting it into the void instead

[kat @kaitlynstanton]

Did all these antivax nurses get their degrees at a god damn clown college???

[kat @kaitlynstanton]

WHO ARE U TALKING ABOUT? Shady bitch lmao

[Justin Henderson @jhendo15]

I think kickbacks/house parties need an NBA-esque foul system. If you get 6 party fouls, you get kicked out. If you get in foul trouble early, you should probably just chill for a bit and not touch anything

[zoë ✨🌙 @zoenone0none]

the britney stuff has always been shady but being deemed too unfit to control your own medical decisions while simultaneously being deemed fit enough that you CAN be forced to work to make your conservators bucketloads of money is making me incandescent with rage

[halsey @halsey]

Additionally, fuck anyone who thinks they have the authority as an institution or individual to control a person’s reproductive health. #FreeBritney

[zach reinert @zachreinert0]

You can legally kill uninvited guests on your property in Texas but they don't want you to get an abortion which is weird because they're kind of the same thing

[kat @kaitlynstanton]

@ahughes617 Put my ashes in a Peach Taaka bottle

[kat @kaitlynstanton]

Funeral processions are so fucking weird man. When I die, don’t inconvenience the living people who are just trying to get to Trader Joe’s by parading my dead body around. I’m writing this into my will

[kat @kaitlynstanton]

The vibes in the T-shirt section of goodwill are truly unmatched. Where else can you find shirts that say “I love strippers” and “unborn babies matter” right next to each other?

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

Abolish the death penalty.

[kat @kaitlynstanton]

Get vaccinated. And stop taking medical advice from fucking Joe Rogan.

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

An 18-year-old with a cell phone is the only reason this happened.

Protesting last year into this year is the only reason this happened.

The amount of pressure and force required to get ANY sort of movement on this is impressive and heartbreaking at the same time.

[kat @kaitlynstanton]

“People don’t want to work anymore” = “People know their worth and aren’t willing to be exploited anymore”

[kat @kaitlynstanton]

Imagine hearing about a mass shooting on the anniversary of another mass shooting and thinking the solution to mass shootings is more guns.