Kaitlyn Madden

[Kaitlyn Madden @kaitlynvmadden]

ellie- i think im getting the hang of listening
*continues to not listen* 😅

[Team Sagittarius ™ @TeamSagittarius]

#Sagittarius are loyal until you give them a reason not to be. Once they realize their energy is being wasted, they have no problem walking away.

[Kaitlyn Madden @kaitlynvmadden]

a moms intuition is always right

[Kaitlyn Madden @kaitlynvmadden]

not my almost 4 year old starting to read 🥹

[Kaitlyn Madden @kaitlynvmadden]

protests are THE dumbest thing. literally nothing gets done over them lol

[Kaitlyn Madden @kaitlynvmadden]

having to wear a mask while i sleep cause i can't breathe is just so fucking uncomfortable. my face feels so itchy under it

[Kaitlyn Madden @kaitlynvmadden]

joined the sleep apnea train. but atleast i won't be almost falling asleep while driving anymore 😅

[Kaitlyn Madden @kaitlynvmadden]

guys, it is 100 fucking degrees out. i promise you don't need to wear a hoodie in case it gets cold

[Kaitlyn Madden @kaitlynvmadden]

idec, i love chatgpt

[Kaitlyn Madden @kaitlynvmadden]

best thing i ever did before the summer was get off zoloft. now im just normal hot, not sweating buckets full hot.

[Kaitlyn Madden @kaitlynvmadden]

guys, ellie ate cheese. willingly. and by itself. this is huge.

[Kaitlyn Madden @kaitlynvmadden]

i'm donating platelets for the first time tomorrow and of course, i would get a headache. the only thing that words is excedrin, and i can't take it before donating 🙄🙄🙄

[Kaitlyn Madden @kaitlynvmadden]

having a child that just DOES NOT ever listen to the fucking word no, takes a toll on you.

[Kaitlyn Madden @kaitlynvmadden]

i absolutely dread when ellie asks "will you play with me" like i love you, but no. i reallyyyyy don't.

[Kaitlyn Madden @kaitlynvmadden]

like how are you and your baby going to establish your routine? or learn your babies cry cues? or fucking bond. we all need sleep, but god damn, deal with it like we all do.

[Kaitlyn Madden @kaitlynvmadden]

the moms that get "night nurses" after having a baby, can not say how hard PP is or having a new born is.

[Kaitlyn Madden @kaitlynvmadden]

the moms that get "night nurses" after having a baby, can not say how hard PP is or having a new born is.

[Kaitlyn Madden @kaitlynvmadden]

ellie watched kpop demon hunters for
the first time and now we're obsessed with the soda pop song 😂

[Kaitlyn Madden @kaitlynvmadden]

we have just had all the illnesses for the last fucking month. stomach bugs, colds, coughs, fevers. can't catch a damn break

[Kaitlyn Madden @kaitlynvmadden]

ellie got her first real injury on her chin today, and the HARDEST thing about being a parent, is trying to stay fucking calm.

[Kaitlyn Madden @kaitlynvmadden]

quite honestly, i feel like we're failing as parents and giving her a shitty childhood cause things are expensive and we can't save and can't do anything

[Kaitlyn Madden @kaitlynvmadden]

i just don't understand how these parents are affording disney world and honestly, great wolf lodge. that shit is so expensive