K Carr 🌈

phl ⚢ she/her

[K Carr 🌈 @kaitmobile]

"close friends" on insta should actually be "people who are chill with my unhinged brain thiughts"

[K Carr 🌈 @kaitmobile]

@JLB_43 @grumpygayreads i definitely just saw this--i used https://t.co/iUgQlz7lI4 !

[K Carr 🌈 @kaitmobile]

@JLB_43 i have a steamy lesfic that i can bring on sunday for you!!

[K Carr 🌈 @kaitmobile]

i want a gopuff wrapped so i can see how many times i ordered a lighter and hot fries

[K Carr 🌈 @kaitmobile]

i find men being competitive to be very gross, but competitive WOMEN, choke me pls

[K Carr 🌈 @kaitmobile]

today i had blood work done in order to be tested for genes that would rule me out of becoming an egg donor and it's all very weird in my brain because i can't believe we live in a society where i think it's normal to sell a part of me just to pay for my education

[K Carr 🌈 @kaitmobile]

being accepted as an egg donor makes me feel objectively pretty and i know how that sounds but idc

[K Carr 🌈 @kaitmobile]

not me realizing that i pay over $200 to play on softball teams and all of the registrations coming at once

[K Carr 🌈 @kaitmobile]

realizing i'm a lot more bi than i thought sucks bc now i just have multiple genders making me sad and i'm too soft for this

[K Carr 🌈 @kaitmobile]

being in my hometown gives me acid reflux

[K Carr 🌈 @kaitmobile]

i'm getting to the age where being cute isn't enough anymore and now i'm sad i never learned how to be funny

[K Carr 🌈 @kaitmobile]

my favorite thing about the world series is that people finally want to watch and talk baseball with me

[K Carr 🌈 @kaitmobile]

not meek mill performing before the phillies game, philly you are too much

[K Carr 🌈 @kaitmobile]

i'm in this weird place where i know i can't afford my bills now that i'm living alone but the urge to make a six hour tattoo appointment is real fucking strong

[K Carr 🌈 @kaitmobile]

i haven't lived alone in over two years and it's weird guys, i feel like i have more free time???? why is that

[K Carr 🌈 @kaitmobile]

i'm branching out of my normal dating pool and only talking to people who are between 26 and 32... idk why i thought 14 years was a smart age gap, not once, but twice

[K Carr 🌈 @kaitmobile]

not my mom criticizing me for paying my way through undergrad without loans because now there's loan forgiveness.... as if i knew that would exist 8 years ago

[K Carr 🌈 @kaitmobile]

grad school has just become me staring at my laptop screen while taking thousands of pictures of this angel on my lap

[K Carr 🌈 @kaitmobile]

9 softball games in two days and i actually think my body is broken, i am nothing but one large bruise

[K Carr 🌈 @kaitmobile]

i started waking up two hours before i have to be at school and i feel like i've reclaimed so much of my time