kate

terminal do-gooder wants to do good for you ⚫️ she/they #blacklivesmatter 🦋kaitmwils

[kate @kaitmwils]

"i think i might have a dairy allergy," she says to herself as she continues to consume dairy every day of her goddamned life

[dollylor @mexicanpizzalvr]

PSA to all the girlies who like making outfits for concerts and other dress up events, this shit is my new elite employee!!!!!!!!!

[Detroit Free Press @freep]

FINAL: you know what happened

[christopher macarthur-boyd - SCARY TIMES '24 TOUR @macarthurboyd]

insane that some people prefer the vibes of lennon (heroin, getting your cock out, fur coat collection, wife-beating, getting shot) to the vibes of mccartney (weed, living on a farm, being silly, simply having a wonderful christmas time)

[kp @girlthestrike]

when im angry i project justin timberlake's picture onto this styrofoam head and start verbally abusing him

[Justin Randall @imjustinrandall]

Santos ain’t special every time my parents ever paid my phone bill I was using Republican contributions to watch gay porn

[RMJ @reneerapp]

happy bisexual awareness week i am bisexual and i am aware

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the first barbie movie

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

sorry. should i kill myself?

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

You’ve been visited by House. Retweet this to die instantly

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

bro i can’t fucking wait to go nighty night

[Genevieve was baptized by Harry @kevsjunk]

behind every hot girl there is a strong and deep connection to this album

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

you have one week to prepare

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

The second consecutive Democratic president has exploited abortion rights as a campaign issue and then done nothing to permanently protect them. They simply don’t care.

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Not sure how to feel about this Amazon Union thing. On one hand, America’s 2nd largest employer experiencing record profits might have to treat workers with basic human dignity, on the other hand when I get high & order a frisbee, it might come to my house in 3 days instead of 2