Amanda Bynes

Basically a real-life Furby

[Amanda Bynes @kaitpants]

Despicable.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Of course MAGA is making fun of a special needs child showing love for his father. There’s no bottom.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Donald Trump’s campaign.

[Amanda Bynes @kaitpants]

“Call me turkey captain!” - guess who

[Amanda Bynes @kaitpants]

THERE’S A BUM IN MY CREAM

[Amanda Bynes @kaitpants]

Brendan just called my tampon “Billy Strings.”

[Amanda Bynes @kaitpants]

Who will win the AFC Championship?

[Amanda Bynes @kaitpants]

The Cincinnati Bagels

[Amanda Bynes @kaitpants]

I turned 32 at midnight and my friends celebrated by dumping Miller lite on my head

[Amanda Bynes @kaitpants]

Brendan: *looks me in the eye*
Brendan: *farts, taco in hand*

[Amanda Bynes @kaitpants]

Crate & Barrel just sent me a text that says “Spooky Season starts now,” so if they say so, I’m on board.

[Amanda Bynes @kaitpants]

@PattyJacobs Lesson learned. I dumped 3/4 of it lol

[Amanda Bynes @kaitpants]

Coffee with almond milk does not slap.

[Amanda Bynes @kaitpants]

@nikki_ninjaa and I were eating a piece of seaweed from the beach Lady & the Tramp style, then a naked man emerged from the ocean and chased us

[Amanda Bynes @kaitpants]

“The issue is that my arms smell like bleu cheese” - @nikki_ninjaa

[Amanda Bynes @kaitpants]

“Well Pants, I crushed the clams” - @nikki_ninjaa after eating 7 oysters.

[Amanda Bynes @kaitpants]

@SouthwestAir Thank you so much for the super quick reply, Bella! Yes, I’m flying on Friday and am so relieved to hear this! 💛

[Amanda Bynes @kaitpants]

@SouthwestAir Hi! I know you guys offer 2 free checked bags, but I’m wondering if carryons are allowed, or if there is an extra fee to carry-on. Or, does this vary depending on the flight? Thank you! ☺️

[Amanda Bynes @kaitpants]

SCOTUS:

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass