kait.

[kait. @kaitplushate]

I’ll never forget the time my aunt said I’d be pregnant by 16. Not only was I the first person in my family to get a degree, I’ll graduate in May with my (also free) Master’s.
Her 24 y/o daughter flunked out the 1st semester, still lives at home, and sells essential oils on FB:)

[kait. @kaitplushate]

#NewProfilePic

[TizzyEnt @TizzyEnt]

Jasper AL, someone tell me who he is.

[kait. @kaitplushate]

1 month until I’m 28 😭

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Wouldn’t be where I am today without God’s grace.

[kait. @kaitplushate]

Finna be me fr

[BiG NiCOLE 🖤 @niicole__nicole]

This girl sued her ex boyfriend for emotional distress & won 12 bands 😂😂 she told the judge she needed therapy 😂😂

[kait. @kaitplushate]

2 months until I’m 28 🥲

[kait. @kaitplushate]

There’s just something about grown women who are married with kids being cliquey and exclusive as hell. Mad weird.

[kait. @kaitplushate]

3 months until I’m 28🥲

[kait. @kaitplushate]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary Twitter*

[Saban Field at Bryant-Denny Stadium @BryantDenny_UA]

It’s that kind of week. 🤘⬇️

[kait. @kaitplushate]

4 months until I’m 28 😢

[kait. @kaitplushate]

5 months until I’m 28 🥲

[kait. @kaitplushate]

The math ain’t mathing here 😭🤣

[kait. @kaitplushate]

@muddaub I understood it the first time, surprisingly 😅😅

[kait. @kaitplushate]

6 months until I’m 28 🥲

[kait. @kaitplushate]

That part. Literally no one told y’all to start having children in your early 20s. Me? I enjoyed the hell out of mine.

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Trad Wives can live their lives anyways they want, but why are they so bothered by other women doing what they want?

Also lady your kid is eating chalk!

[kait. @kaitplushate]

I’ve finally caught up on @MyFavMurder after 3.5 years of listening and I honestly don’t know what to do now. I need podcast recommendations.

[Matt Mitchell @ALostrich]

This tweet is a tornado away from hitting Alabama bingo

[kait. @kaitplushate]

I got my bottom braces on yesterday, so I’m basically 12 again, right?

[kait. @kaitplushate]

7 months until I’m 28 🥲