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[josh @joshypooper]

im so fed up can someone put a blanket over my cage

[Dekunle27 @dekunlz]

I put my Son to bed an hour ago and he just come down and asked me if cats have shoulders

[AtnsMDX @AtnsXBT]

how 10 years old me was moving after the teacher sent me to find the student who went to the bathroom 25 minutes ago

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

at my desk silently saying “what the hell are you even talking about” every time i receive an email. even if it’s an email i understand and was expecting

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

“Winter is literally the best season” ok u fucking husky go sit outside then

[leah @leahetc_]

mind if a white girl does some nonlinear storytelling

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

Not my circus but I've grown quite fond of its monkeys

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

that one friend who finishes the drinks you don’t want to drink at the bar

[Vivian @suchnerve]

it’s just very telling if the nicest thing anybody can say about you is that you have relatives

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

them: where do you see yourself in 5 years?
me:

[nai @nairahamni]

this my last day talking , going ferb!

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

mind if a white boy speaks a little espanõl tonight #cervaza

[grass @keepoffgrasss]

i feel like i sound like this when i talk sometimes