Kaitlyn Emanuelle

salon owner | she/her | 🏳️‍🌈 | ♌️

[Kaitlyn Emanuelle @kaitttwyn]

Every time I take a pill, I somehow forget how to swallow

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

When I clean my room and I find things

[Kaitlyn Emanuelle @kaitttwyn]

The day someone asks me to put a fucking turkey on their nails is the day I quit

[Kaitlyn Emanuelle @kaitttwyn]

Literally. Do you know how fucking exhausting it is having a job that requires you to be an extrovert when in reality you’re one of the biggest introverts alive???

[Kaitlyn Emanuelle @kaitttwyn]

@kalimariee13 My client today asked when I was gonna take down my “Halloween decorations”

I said those are my “all year decorations” 😂

[Kaitlyn Emanuelle @kaitttwyn]

@vlthomas97 “Get bent, connie.” Would have been my response

[Kaitlyn Emanuelle @kaitttwyn]

I’m mentally and physically drained

[Kaitlyn Emanuelle @kaitttwyn]

I wouldn’t wish my migraines on my worst fucking enemy

[Kaitlyn Emanuelle @kaitttwyn]

It’s officially the time of year where I’ll proceed to have daily nose bleeds for the next 5 months

[Genius💡💹🧲 🤖 @GeniusPothead]

"Stoner chicks are so sexy"

Stoner chicks:

[Kaitlyn Emanuelle @kaitttwyn]

Why does self tanner gotta smell like that

[🌜Victoria Thomas🌛 @vlthomas97]

I don’t wanna sound stuck up or anything but nail stamps are just cheating, can’t call it nail art.

[Kaitlyn Emanuelle @kaitttwyn]

@vlthomas97 F A C T S. And these girls are charging an arm and leg for it too.

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If I could not be allergic to my job that’d be fucking great

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I have a migraine from lack of sleep
I can’t sleep because I have a migraine

[Kaitlyn Emanuelle @kaitttwyn]

@D_Pompp Please.

[Kaitlyn Emanuelle @kaitttwyn]

I’m a friend to too many people who aren’t friends to me