Kaity Armstrong

[Kaity Armstrong @kaityarmstrong]

white men everywhere are keeling over

[Michael Gianaris @SenGianaris]

When Trump glorifies one, we inevitably get the other.

If you don’t see how uplifting the McCloskeys emboldens people like Kyle Rittenhouse then you’re not paying attention.

[Kaity Armstrong @kaityarmstrong]

I did things today I’ve put off for moonths (a ridiculous amount of laundry, cleaned my makeup brushes, dismantled my vanity to make a permanent WFH space, paid some bills early) and I feel SO good!! self-care is so much more than just doing ~aesthetic, feel good~ things

[Kaity Armstrong @kaityarmstrong]

@_cinnamonro11_ omg that’s me!!!! you always seem to get trashed in your insta dms, people are so fucking rude for no reason 🙄

[Kaity Armstrong @kaityarmstrong]

@BirraHussein I can see that!!! there is no justifying my need to rehearse “box combo no slaw extra toast” when my canes order has literally never changed over the last 4 years 😂 but here we are

[Kaity Armstrong @kaityarmstrong]

does everyone rehearse their fast food order even tho it hasn’t changed in years or is it just my anxiety? honestly can’t tell

[Kaity Armstrong @kaityarmstrong]

@Pennington_21 we can fight about it?

[Kaity Armstrong @kaityarmstrong]

why is everyone in the midwest so obsessed with tatertot hot dish? I genuinely don’t get it? you can keep your dry ass, bland, colorless hot dish for yourselves

[Kaity Armstrong @kaityarmstrong]

@CaseyLucht13 HAHAHA that took .01 seconds, I’m about to be read to filth on my own tweet I can feel it. oh well!!! keep your crusty ass hot dish away from me!!!

[Kaity Armstrong @kaityarmstrong]

or we could normalize keeping our comments about other people’s bodies to ourselves 🥰

[Kaity Armstrong @kaityarmstrong]

wow... the energy!! I miss beginning of pandemic kaity

[Kaity Armstrong @kaityarmstrong]

i don’t understand how people are “bored” I just thought of 2 hobbies to take on in the last 15 minutes!!! rollerblading (even though I haven’t done it since I broke my arm in 4th grade) and coding

I’m probs not going to do either of those things but I’m busy thinking about it

[Kaity Armstrong @kaityarmstrong]

huge Lemon energy. she will literally growl at us when she decides it’s bedtime and she wants to be put in her kennel, as if the kennel door isn’t just open and she can’t walk in there anytime she pleases 🙄

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

My dog decided it was time to go to bed about twenty minutes ago. Off he went. I stayed on the couch, ya know, as is my right. I’ll me damned if he didn’t just walk back in here and look at me like “did I stutter? It is time for us to go TO BED.” Welp, good night, y’all.

[Kaity Armstrong @kaityarmstrong]

fav person then & now 🥺

ps: why does my grandpa just talk like a grandpa

[SIE @_badassiee]

I pay my own bills, I talk back.

[ABC News @ABC]

Rep. Ocasio-Cortez: "Mr. Yoho mentioned that he has a wife and two daughters. I am two years younger than Mr. Yoho's youngest daughter. I am someone's daughter, too. My father, thankfully, is not alive to see how Mr. Yoho treated his daughter." https://t.co/U2UIEaCljG

[Kaity Armstrong @kaityarmstrong]

imagine your kid coming home from school one day saying they like LIKE country music