.

[. @kaityho]

@ChaddarXCheeze Same.

[. @kaityho]

@ChaddarXCheeze I’m watching this now....I am RAGING at these parents

[. @kaityho]

Anthony: what did you order from Amazon?

Me:

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Your occasional reminder that our current president lies as easy as you and I breathe air.
Every day, all day, reflexively.

[. @kaityho]

**ordering pizza**
Me: you can get a 14 inch or a 16 inch
Tony: what’s the difference?
Me: 2 inches (hysterical laughter)
Tony: I meant in price. I told you girls aren’t funny.

😂🤷🏻‍♀️

[. @kaityho]

**at the dinner table**
My 3 year old: mom, do you like to eat booty?
Me: please do not ask people that

🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

[. @kaityho]

Anthony just asked me what a spouse was 🙄

[. @kaityho]

@DPellegrin85 🖕🏻

[. @kaityho]

Someone at the bar on NYE called Anthony Aquan Man and now you can’t tell him shit

[. @kaityho]

@momofboys124 We’re all sick, too! It’s awful 😫

[. @kaityho]

Hey guys. I didn’t post any pictures of my kids but I swear we had a good Christmas. #notthatmom

[. @kaityho]

Okay. So if you haven’t watched @ohhelloshow WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE 😂😭

[. @kaityho]

@thesoggybiscuit Better me than you??

[. @kaityho]

Me (who’s favorite movie is blood diamond) but does South Africa have jungles?

Incase you want to know what it’s like to date me

[. @kaityho]

Me: we need dog food
Anthony: just give her the cat food

....Incase you wanted to know what it’s like to date Tony.