Starting after the holidays are over, i'm going to slow waaaaayyy down on substance consumption, and start putting as much money away as humanly possible, so this time next year we can move into a bigger place, and i can start investing in my passion.
I'm still scared but have better information. Things I never thought of. To answer a common question, I got the crappy roll of genetics on my heart. I've taken huge measures to get as healthy as I can, lost weight, changed my diet EVEN taken up roller skating (not blades).
SQhort answer: No — cows don’t “fart with fear.” But fear does change their physiology in ways that can look like sudden gas release.1) Do cows fart with fear?