Kaizen_Roger

Comedian, DJ, Music Producer, Drone Pilot, Plumber former Pick Up Coach.

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

@benaveryisgood The return to source documentary is really good and in depth on all the symbolism in the first 3 movies. The last one was so bad it hurt my feelings but the first 3 have a ton of symbolism in them. Worth checking out

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

@cultured_chud Dudes don’t spend money to go out to eat with dudes. Women will go out with other women and they’re probably still spending some dudes money one way or another

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

@kharma_7 1: Don’t be a bitch. 2: Stop wearing a shirt at home more so you have to see yourself/not hide your fat. 3: It’s your duty to push yourself and others in the process of pushing yourself. You’re going to die, do it now or regret it later when it’s too late to

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

@omgsidewalks Suck my balls, tell them I said to as well 👌

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

You can see the same “entertainment”in any nursing home if they miss their medication by 20 min

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Madonna, 67, took over NYC Times Square with a surprise performance to kick off Pride Month

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

So we’re just pretending this is not real? I’ve had this saved AWHILE and it’s weird AF watching people act like it’s not fixed at this point. Knicks?

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

@luisjgomez Stop Asian Hate! Robot has an Afro for 2 seconds and IMMEDIATELY knock out games an Asian

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

@Anamanaguchi @timbutterly Hipster stuff was “Safe and Sound” being explained to me by bi sexual bartenders too much so I bought GTAV, Red Dead and drank at my apartment with Native American women instead in Newport Kentucky

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

@maineadelphia The hedonistic belief that unrequited narcissistic indulgence has a long term benefit and not absolute hell to you and those around you.

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

@charcoded If you’ve been lifting enough to pick those up you have enough respect to put them back

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

@Jessica99219624 My name isn’t actually Kaizen which I have to specify more than you’d think. I’ve fucked girls I didn’t know their name &they didn’t know mine in 15 min meet to sex before. Comfort isn’t built the same everytime. Sometimes it’s nonlinear 😂

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

@kingmoneygang0 Unnecessary stress, there’s fish in the water but you’re trying to get the one already on someone’s hook? You want the smoke? Why? I’d rather have quiet than wonder is someone gonna smash my windows out

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

From years of random steroid dudes asking me to spot them I learned a ton of workouts and was motivated to keep going. Now I get 18/19yr olds that ask me questions it’s my duty to pass on the knowledge. Thats the gym in a nutshell

[boto @TsarinaBomba]

One of the first times I ever went to the gym I was feeling pretty self conscious until this absolutely massive guy asked me to spot him on the bench, and afterwards I never gave a fuck what anyone thought again. Anyway just asked some pipsqueak for a spot and I can tell you it’s not because I thought he’d be any help

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

Regularly see origins unknown brown man struggle to bench the bar with under 100lbs on it. If anything you’re turning prey into predators by making women stronger than them😂

[Catulle Lafortune @catul_lafortune]

It makes me laugh when girls come to the gym and tell me,
“But I don’t want to look like a man.”
Sis, even the “men” can’t look like men.

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

@Mphod0lsk1 First time ever meeting me she drove 1hr 20 min. Don’t let these women make excuses cause another one will make it happen. Know your worth

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

@bolexy2004 I’m lifting to be able to move at 90 not so some vapid whore can get wet from looking at me

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

@Zeezlebop @Xxjake_n_bakexx They’re under pharmaceutical scrutiny, they call it missdose like if you have someone the wrong medicine since it’s considered medical marijuana. They weren’t even allowed to say last names. It’s a racket because the owners are retards and steal crazy $ from people making $18

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

@nomodeath Being ripped and listening to music that hits is top tier activity especially if you got a loud system to play on

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

I moan a little for each and they sound the exact same

[S. @sagelovebars]

Going to the gym consistently I'm either...hungry, horny or sore all the time