Kaji Morrisey Ketsueki Fitzpatrick

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[Kaji Morrisey Ketsueki Fitzpatrick @KajiFitzpatrick]

@HarperNonsense

[Kaji Morrisey Ketsueki Fitzpatrick @KajiFitzpatrick]

@decoyposts MMA👍

[The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2]

Happy Independence Day to our friends across the Atlantic! Any chance you could return the favour and invade us this time?

[The Movie Cynic @moviecynicYT]

@TeamYouTube please help me my account just got hacked and was deleted

[Kaji Morrisey Ketsueki Fitzpatrick @KajiFitzpatrick]

@SlipperyT @BlobSlimey

[Kaji Morrisey Ketsueki Fitzpatrick @KajiFitzpatrick]

@HarperNonsense

[Kaji Morrisey Ketsueki Fitzpatrick @KajiFitzpatrick]

@AngoraSLStore ahh I miss those days, miss the fashion too. You did a great job and look fantastic ^_^

[Battlefield Comms @BattlefieldComm]

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[GraViTy @GravityXIII]

We're all playing Cairo Bazaar anyway so I might as well keep the BF3 party going. Today lets rumble on Kharg Island!
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[Kaji Morrisey Ketsueki Fitzpatrick @KajiFitzpatrick]

@HarperNonsense 🙏🎂

[Kaji Morrisey Ketsueki Fitzpatrick @KajiFitzpatrick]

@HarperNonsense @matcha_bands Woof!

[Genna Bain ☁️🐰 @GennaBain]

My late husband @Totalbiscuit being mentioned in a monetized lazy listicle video by @WatchMojo called "10 YouTubers Who Made Videos When They Knew They Were Dying" is tasteless enough. Plugging their AI slop music project in it as well? Unforgiveable. You should be ashamed.

[Kaji Morrisey Ketsueki Fitzpatrick @KajiFitzpatrick]

@HarperNonsense :o who ever was lucky to chat with'er I hope had a good time~

[Kaji Morrisey Ketsueki Fitzpatrick @KajiFitzpatrick]

@HarperNonsense

[Kaji Morrisey Ketsueki Fitzpatrick @KajiFitzpatrick]

We honor the memory of the soldiers that've fallen this Memorial Day that've provided us our freedoms and safety. #HonorAndRemember #RememberTheFallen

Oh and since it happens to fall on the same day this year: #RestInHellGeorgeFloyd

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

We used to be a proper country.

[Smitty🥇 @Smitty_xyz]

Ok listen to me VERY carefully

1. You visit her one last time "to pick up your stuff"

2. You apologize to her parents that it didn't work out

3. You tell each parent what you learned from them and that you'll carry it with you for the rest of your life

4. They get a bittersweet feeling and will miss you

5. You make sure to remember their birthdays and send them a message on other holidays to make them never forget you

6. You are now the ex they'll compare every future boyfriend to

7. The expectations and the pressure will slow cook her subconsciously. She'll only bring bad options home.

8. They'll nag at her. "Leon was a good guy and you let him go" they'll say, sabotaging her future relationships further and slowly making her resent her parents

9. Her parents will start texting you, saying you were the best she ever brought home and that they'll miss you.

10. You say you're sorry, you really tried your best...but it takes two to make a relationship work

11. They start pressuring her to try again. She will decline at first.

12. After 10 more failed relationships and increased pressure from her parents, she gives in. She agrees to meet you once more.

13. You meet with her as a friend. You enjoy your meeting. You remind her of the good times you've had together. She starts to think "Maybe it just wasn't the right time"

14. She opens up to you, gives you another chance. You meet her a few times. Nothing happens. You are friendly but you keep your distance.

15. She finally falls in love with you. That's when you tell her you only view her as a friend and you can't stand her weird hairline. You leave and never look back

FIN

[Kaji Morrisey Ketsueki Fitzpatrick @KajiFitzpatrick]

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