Kyle Murray

Kyle. I once told Deborah Meaden a joke. Views are my own

[Kyle Murray @kajmurray]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK ME

[Kyle Murray @kajmurray]

@bradbelshaftxxx Happy Birthday beaut 😈 xx

[Election Maps UK @ElectionMapsUK]

Westminster Voting Intention [Burnham as Leader]:

LAB: 30% (+8)
RFM: 27% (-2)
CON: 20% (+1)
LDM: 11% (-2)
GRN: 7% (-4)
SNP: 3% (=)

Via @Moreincommon_, 15-19 May.
Changes w/ Standard VI.

[Kyle Murray @kajmurray]

@xxxyyzzz0 Yes

[Kyle Murray @kajmurray]

Me too

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Rosalía reveals that she is practicing sexual abstinence and hasn’t had sex in the last 30 days.

[Kyle Murray @kajmurray]

Literally everyone in Malta (including me) is a bottom

[Kyle Murray @kajmurray]

Has Apple done something to AirPods software, because mine are sounding incredible recently?

[Kyle Murray @kajmurray]

Yesterday by The Beatles is playing outside my window. Must live near a Man U supporter…

[Kyle Murray @kajmurray]

@pineappleslides Happy Birthday buddy 🥳

[Kyle Murray @kajmurray]

Settle something for me: bi-weekly means twice a week and fortnightly means once every two weeks yes?

[Kyle Murray @kajmurray]

Even in heaven, Stephen Hawking is disabled 🤔

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

Poor Francis meeting some old friends! 💗

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Darth Vader Accidentally Adds Admiral Ackbar To Holochat Planning Alderaan Bombing https://t.co/8ao0EM7S69

[Kyle Murray @kajmurray]

@scottygb Preparing for the franchise to be ruined through every spin-off Amazon can think of 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Kyle Murray @kajmurray]

Apparently biker jackets are in and I used to have one so I’m annoyed that I binned it - not that I could fit in it any more…

[Kyle Murray @kajmurray]

I wanna fuck Flat White Frank

[Kyle Murray @kajmurray]

Can’t believe I’m agreeing with Julia here…

[Kyle Murray @kajmurray]

Kemi Badenoch will be out of a job probably in the next 6 weeks, what an appalling PMQs 😂

[Paula @daisyjty]

conclave not being nomimated for best cinematography is INSANE

[Self Esteem @SELFESTEEM___]

and now, i know you're feeling ready for your bow

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

Free Tony Robinson

[Kyle Murray @kajmurray]

I’m so so sorry but grown up Ben from Outnumbered would get it I know it’s wrong but I just can’t stop