Kerri Taylor

My reality is just a little different to yours.

[Kerri Taylor @kajtaylor]

@bot_shania what’s your impression of Brad Pitt?

[Kerri Taylor @kajtaylor]

Damn you @ZoeysPlaylist - that finale released 6 weeks of pent up isolation ugly crying.

[Adam Liaw @adamliaw]

If you’re unsure about giving the government information about your location for the purposes of saving our lives and economy, maybe go to Settings > Privacy > Location Services to see which organisations you already give that information to just because you’re too lazy to check.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Worst species ever.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

hi there. this will only take a moment. i just wanted to let you know.

i love you

[Kevin Rudd @MrKRudd]

I’m deeply worried about racism towards Asian Australians. Let’s overwhelm hatred with total kindness when we run into each other. I also worry about international students. Their parents have entrusted them to our care. Please reach out to them as well. https://t.co/YB4sUsrLci

[Kerri Taylor @kajtaylor]

Was that @manufeildel doing a PT session in Queens Park this morning? Because WOW! That shit is working 😍

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

With all this social distancing and takeout food my life is about to dramatically stay the same.

[Kerri Taylor @kajtaylor]

Bushfires, floods, animals that kill you, racism, coral bleaching and now we’ve infected Forrest Gump. 2020 isn’t Australia’s year.
#coronavirusaustralia

[Kerri Taylor @kajtaylor]

Day 3 of using Kleenex Aloe Vera tissues as toilet paper and I’ve got to say, I don’t know if I can go back after this level of luxury. My kitty has never been treated so well. #coronavirusaus

[The NT News @TheNTNews]

YES, WE ACTUALLY DID PRINT IT #toiletpapercrisis

[Kerri Taylor @kajtaylor]

Australian stock market has plummeted again today due to coronavirus implications. Fortunately, Quilton toilet paper are cleaning up.

Geddit? I’ll show myself out...

#coronavirusaustralia

[Kerri Taylor @kajtaylor]

#bringbackrudd 😂

[Kevin Rudd @MrKRudd]

Aussies are resourceful people.

[Kerri Taylor @kajtaylor]

@newscomauHQ Two of the people in this video who said that people are overreacting in the scramble to buy toilet paper also bought FORTY rolls each 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Kerri Taylor @kajtaylor]

When your BFF deserves those nerves

[American Idol @AmericanIdol]

Just a little bit nervous?? Will Francisco from Francisco be able to calm his nerves?? #AmericanIdol

[Kerri Taylor @kajtaylor]

Disease, flood, fire - Uber Eats was unavailable last night so you covered famine too.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I keep changing My mind about how to destroy Australia.

[Kerri Taylor @kajtaylor]

Imagine how rich Forest Gump and Lieutenant Dan are today because they bought @Apple shares in the 80s.

[Kerri Taylor @kajtaylor]

@timminchin Kerri 2020. This is not how we make friends.

[Kerri Taylor @kajtaylor]

Oh my 😩😩😩

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is OJ. After safely evacuating, him and his family returned to their home in Wairewa, Australia yesterday to find it entirely destroyed by the fires. But amongst the rubble, OJ found his favorite toy had survived. 14/10 never letting it go again

[Kerri Taylor @kajtaylor]

So pure ❤️

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i have to take my stuffed fren sebastian. and my new stuffed fren koala. on our walks. or one of them will get jealous. i carry one. and i make the human carry the other. occasionally we swap frens