Moz ⌧

I miss having line breaks in my bio |
28, they/them

[Moz ⌧ @kak0phony]

@quaintsockrug #NerveEndingsToNerveBeginnings

[Moz ⌧ @kak0phony]

@loserbent hey great news actually

[aLec robBins @alecrobbins]

jacking off is an S-tier activity severely gimped by being introduced when you still live with your parents. if you didn’t unlock jacking off until age 20 nobody would ever feel weird about it. you’d just be like “oh man that’s sick. i’ll do that every day forever now”

[Karen (pronounced Kah-ren) @pagingkaren]

There's a red button and a blue button. If you press the red button, your home will be 78° while it's 95°+ outside. If you press the blue button, your home will be 64° but if more than 50% press blue, everyone's home will be 95° (and have no power)

[Moz ⌧ @kak0phony]

@bunnygirlpilled yummy green and w optic

[Moz ⌧ @kak0phony]

@kardiaobscura hey don't worry I'm gonna go to that Wendy's and try to pay for my order in Good Boy Points to take some of the heat off you

[Moz ⌧ @kak0phony]

@feedbaguser @cyberpunkisdead treasured mutual

[Moz ⌧ @kak0phony]

@kardiaobscura

[Moz ⌧ @kak0phony]

@cuntslaw so is there like lead pipes still being used for your towns water or

[Moz ⌧ @kak0phony]

@kleehshay green flag for anyone that's worth your time tbh

[Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppy_haze]

turning out you can “prompt inject” people in real life with this new running-at-them-with-a-machete hacking trick

[Moz ⌧ @kak0phony]

@kardiaobscura I think this could be a powerful allegory for mental health

[wayneradiotv @wayneradiotv]

do NOT interrupt a man when he's 4th of july footwerking

[Hawtdawg Witmustard @AndrewNicePlay]

Guy who dies in Mt Everest trying to become a landmark but just gets buried in snow

[Moz ⌧ @kak0phony]

@_Lexa_v ngl this was me with Shapez 2

[SonicFox @SonicFox]

my friend said “Pride Months Over” and then proceeded to dm me this gif

[Moz ⌧ @kak0phony]

@Aree727 dogwoman

[lyris 🥞 @tragickly]

The Girl with the Joker Damaged Tattoo

[chad @chasedbywasps]

for sale. hot dog. mustart ketchup

[jifya8 Pharmaceuticals💊 @jifysn]

Secretly using Shazam while everyone's singing Happy Birthday at a birthday Party