GGMU

@ManUtd

[Sesshō 🌙 @weebscript_]

anime fans will put an anime on their watchlist for three years and still say “i’ll watch it soon”

[Moiz 🥀 @MoizDBL]

Parents when you find out you have a friend of the opposite gender

[Kuro ‧₊˚ ⏾. ⋅ @Kuro25___]

You masturbate because you're horny. I masturbate because I want to sleep faster……….
but also because I’m horny

[ꅐꏂ꒐ꋪ꒯😈👻 @heis_Mike_]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back:

[TheNCSmaster @TheNCSmaster]

“To sign up for the free trial, please input your credit card in-”

[𝑚𝑎𝑖❀ @veryfinemelanin]

Nobody is more stressed than a 19-25yr old thinking they're running out of time

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

shoutout to the three kids who keep responding to the teacher so the rest of us don't have to.

[zak @zakariasolos]

Told the barber to give me the usual and he asked who am i

[gargi 🍄‍🟫 @bazingaaa77]

"this assignment won't be counted in your grades"

[Shea lacey @Shealacey10]

❤️

[Allex @Allexolz]

Quando meu cabelo fica do jeito que eu quero

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

a water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

How it feels to get tired at 9pm on a weekend

[1017 🚁ひ @bluegeaux]

woke up and checked my gmail instead of instagram

[wavy @wavyzozo]

I was sharing my screen and she said “wait go back” 💔🕊️

[𝓂𝒾𝓁ℴ 🎀 @eattmilo]

netflix after helping you spell a movie they don't
have

[featheredwidow 🎀🪽 @feathered_w1dow]

*opens twitter*
*tweets to nobody*
*reposts everything*
*closes twitter*
*opens twitter*