Mohit Kakade

[Mohit Kakade @kakade_mk]

Whenever someone asks me
How I got admission?
Me : "Humare chacha vidhayak the !"

[Mohit Kakade @kakade_mk]

two types of situations where people mumble :
1. When he/she is telling lie .
2.When an unknown relative asks "beta , pehchana Kya mujhko"

[Mohit Kakade @kakade_mk]

Types of girls in India :

. Girls having crush on Justin Bieber .

. Girls having crush on Virat Kohli .

[Mohit Kakade @kakade_mk]

Kuch log toh itne smart hote h ki mobile k vaje se aakhe kharab na ho aur chashma na lage uske liye bhi ek alag chashma pehente h.
#chashma

[Mohit Kakade @kakade_mk]

People who bathe after 10-15 days should also carry an extra soap to clean the soap which they bathe with!
#cleanthesoap