king of the clouds

cringe

[king of the clouds @kakecalled]

5am in march is a time you’re not meant to see and mark my words we’ll all be cursed for trespassing into it.

[king of the clouds @kakecalled]

everyone is all “abolish daylight savings” and never “put it at a time of year that makes sense”

[king of the clouds @kakecalled]

You think spring ahead will always be suffering, but you’re wrong. Make spring ahead in May and you’ll see. When it’s already light at 5am you’ll be ready to imagine a brighter morning where 5am is 6am. But in March???? Your alarm will wake you to see the void

[king of the clouds @kakecalled]

My coffee today…what could this mean

[king of the clouds @kakecalled]

Jk but can you imagine? it might have made him a kinder person tbh

[king of the clouds @kakecalled]

my mom is always saying something annoying like “that bra doesn’t fit you honey 🥺”
and whose fault. do you think. it is that I can’t find a bra that fits

[king of the clouds @kakecalled]

😖 curse my father and his massive milkers

[king of the clouds @kakecalled]

would you say pink leopard print works as a classic neutral basic ?

[king of the clouds @kakecalled]

me: i should buy a sensible swimsuit this year. no more bikinis that require constant adjustment it’s time to get a swimsuit with real support

*a third gyaru swimsuit materializes in my wardrobe *

me: dangit

[king of the clouds @kakecalled]

don’t worry if u don’t get this one it’s pretttttty complex

[king of the clouds @kakecalled]

they’re changing year of the horse to year of the pony. because of broke

[king of the clouds @kakecalled]

knee length skirts are an abomination

[king of the clouds @kakecalled]

I turned 30 and apparently I can’t see memes anymore and rizz is the most current slang I will be permitted to use, all future updates get soft locked from me

[king of the clouds @kakecalled]

2026 resolutions:
1 bathroom selfie per month
7 new fish eaten
Get tattoo
Wear a stupid hat

[Nifast🍀Greentail @NGreentail]

「模倣」
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[king of the clouds @kakecalled]

Anyway love and light to you all just want the best for you 🌟🩷

[king of the clouds @kakecalled]

I am being so serious when I say guys need to figure their hair + facial hair situation out — the best hair for all guys is a traditional cut that has grown out a bit —it has to be fluffy on top this is key, if you don’t have volume naturally store bought is fine

[king of the clouds @kakecalled]

Facial hair on most guys is a bad idea but I do recommend getting in touch with your emotions first so you can learn to smile naturally (unfortunately this is not something you can buy yet)

[king of the clouds @kakecalled]

Ngl this is a sick coffin to have your corpse placed in