Jake Kohler

[Jake Kohler @kakejohler]

Woke up yesterday to find that @Uber charged me $500 for a ride I never took, and now they won't even answer my emails #ubered #lyft @lyft

[Jake Kohler @kakejohler]

you're so fucking pathetic

[Jake Kohler @kakejohler]

#VoiceSaveLaith

[Jake Kohler @kakejohler]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Jake Kohler @kakejohler]

Someone's gonna die

[Jake Kohler @kakejohler]

Trying to build a new life on top of a pile of shit

[Jake Kohler @kakejohler]

sometimes you need to take a stroll through hell to appreciate heaven

[Jake Kohler @kakejohler]

this college really needs to invest in some punching bags

[Jake Kohler @kakejohler]

waiting for the director to yell "cut"

[Jake Kohler @kakejohler]

you deserve so much better

[Jake Kohler @kakejohler]

absolutely zero attention span right now

[Jake Kohler @kakejohler]

Many times I wonder how much there is to knooooowwww

[Jake Kohler @kakejohler]

Led Zeppelin always puts me in a good mood

[Jake Kohler @kakejohler]

@short_person18 maybe 13...

[Jake Kohler @kakejohler]

@short_person18 old dude? You mean future Jake?

[Jake Kohler @kakejohler]

I need to be fucking medicated

[Jake Kohler @kakejohler]

I can't go one fucking day without getting like this

[Jake Kohler @kakejohler]

Today is going to be a shitty fucking day #fuckeverything

[Jake Kohler @kakejohler]

I feel like I'm fucking screaming inside my head

[Jake Kohler @kakejohler]

I can't remember the last time my mind was at ease