Nsikak🍄

✨go read a book today✨

[alexus ღ @lexchanell_]

i wanna go sit by some water and disassociate .

[Nsikak🍄 @kakgabby]

My dad’s friend went to a wedding as a guest and got married 😭😭

[🦢 @loungingmee]

Condoms have been found in animals, babies, and even dead bodies but somehow, we’re still blaming women for the way they dress.

[favelinda @alencsb]

lista de fetiche:

- terminar a faculdade
- morar sozinha
- viajar o mundo
- estabilidade financeira

[Nsikak🍄 @kakgabby]

Went from “double texting” to “I fell asleep”

[🏷️ @AntagoniZt_]

Once you stop taking pictures of yourself it’s a wrap 😂

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

[Nsikak🍄 @kakgabby]

Whoever wrote the manual for Nigerian parents needs to release the Revised Standard Version

[+234 nigga🎀 @martinnsSzn]

A blue whale's poo can weigh as much as 4 tonnes making it the second largest piece of shit in the world just behind BOLA AHMED TINUBU.

[cassie🍃✨ @heyxcassie]

not using ai and still getting 60% ai detected has to be the modern version of being accused of witchcraft.

[Duke of Africa @Allezamani]

Minimum wage: ₦70,000.
WAEC registration fee: ₦50,000.

“Relax Tinubu is working” 🤡🤡🤡

[Bambulu 2.0 @BambuluMen]

Me every time someone I don’t even know beats cancer.

[Nsikak🍄 @kakgabby]

Nigerian parents and accountability
🫲 🫱

[yagi @yducknow]

Uber driver: 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐
me: 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐
Uber driver:🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐

me: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Your daughter just got her first period.
Do not tell her she is a woman now.
Tell her what estrogen does.
Tell her what progesterone does.
Tell her her cycle has four phases and each one will feel different.
Give her information. Not a new identity.

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

Nobody is even talking about these children in the bush again. Ahhh💔

[27. @dimvji]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen