Koral Kagerer

Jodi foster's foster child, on a Payless budget.

[Koral Kagerer @kakyashton]

Anyone else a little attracted to Mr. Clean now? #SuperBowl

[Koral Kagerer @kakyashton]

@skylarwindy *can't think of a good comeback. Corrects grammar instead*

[Koral Kagerer @kakyashton]

@skylarwindy u look like my big toe

[Koral Kagerer @kakyashton]

I wish my big toe was cuter.

[Koral Kagerer @kakyashton]

You know they're tired when they start hitting themselves. Nanny tip #104

[Koral Kagerer @kakyashton]

If I ever got pregnant, the announcement photo would have the caption "life uh...finds a way."

[Skylar Kagerer - Gonzalez @skylarwindy]

*Masseuse starts massaging hand*
*grabs masseuse hand*
*holds hands with masseuse in silence for a good five mins*

[Koral Kagerer @kakyashton]

At what point will I stop sharing food videos and actually make the food?

[Skylar Kagerer - Gonzalez @skylarwindy]

Every body is a beach body if you don't give a carp.

[Koral Kagerer @kakyashton]

Get ahold of yourself Eugene.

[Koral Kagerer @kakyashton]

Believes ceiling fans should be set free.

[Koral Kagerer @kakyashton]

When bae starts acting up.

[Koral Kagerer @kakyashton]

I don't know if I should be ashamed that I know all the words to a Miley Cyrus song from 2010 or, extremely proud of my memory.

[Koral Kagerer @kakyashton]

@skywuzhere clearly.

[Koral Kagerer @kakyashton]

@skywuzhere what the hell is this?

[Doctor Strange @DrStrange]

Open your mind. Change your reality. #DoctorStrange
https://t.co/wGvmWmN9qO

[Koral Kagerer @kakyashton]

Kids these days be holding on tighter to their phones than their virginity.

[Koral Kagerer @kakyashton]

My goal in life is to have friends that bring me Starbucks at work.

[Koral Kagerer @kakyashton]

Why get acupuncture when you're constantly getting stabbed in the back already? #JustEmoKidThings

[Koral Kagerer @kakyashton]

"She: Jody Foster's foster child on a Payless budget." #XFiles