Kala

I make the best chocolate milk.

[Kala @kala_erickson]

Hey @Cubs, almost 3 years ago I got engaged in this exact spot so yesterday we decided to announce to the world in those same seats that we are pregnant! Newest little Cubs fan will be here December 2022. 🤍

[Kala @kala_erickson]

Hey @Cubs, I got engaged at the game yesterday! #bestdayofmylife @javy23baez Are you ordained? 😉💍⚾️

[Kala @kala_erickson]

One year later💕 too bad we couldn’t have celebrated at a @Cubs game☹️ still waiting to find out if @javy23baez is ordained though...

[Kala @kala_erickson]

Hey @Cubs, I got engaged at the game yesterday! #bestdayofmylife @javy23baez Are you ordained? 😉💍⚾️

[Kala @kala_erickson]

#NewProfilePic

[Dave @lildickytweets]

Retweet if you want a season 2

[Kala @kala_erickson]

To think I’ll have to wear jeans to work again one day...

[Kala @kala_erickson]

Hey @Cubs, I got engaged at the game yesterday! #bestdayofmylife @javy23baez Are you ordained? 😉💍⚾️

[Kala @kala_erickson]

I don’t get how this is your reasoning for not voting for someone. I understand if you don’t believe in their policies or views, but dont criticize someone based on their sexual orientation.

[Kala @kala_erickson]

Hey Mother Nature. When I said I wanted summer, I just meant low 80s with a nice breeze. Not fucking 92 and sweating just from walking to my car.

[micheal @vandercunts]

no one:
the target self checkout camera: you are the ugliest mother fucker to ever walk this planet

[Kala @kala_erickson]

Why don’t fast food restaurant offer $1 off a meal if the person brings their own lunchbox/reusable bag to get their food??? #ReduceReuseRecycle

[Kala @kala_erickson]

Porter made a friend at doggy daycare❤️🐾 #furmomma

[Kala @kala_erickson]

@MellenMaddie can you be this sweet again?

[Barstool Sports @BarstoolsTweets]

Every Game of Thrones fan when Arya took out the Night King #GameOfThrones

[Kala @kala_erickson]

ONE REASON WHY YOU SHOULD ADOPT

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

This shy dog has no idea he’s about to leave the shelter.

And when he finally realizes he’s about to find a home, his reaction is priceless ♥️😭

[J O E J O N A S @joejonas]

MOOD

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

These words make me very, very happy.

“My name is @PeteButtigieg. They call me Mayor Pete. I am a proud son of South Bend, Indiana. And I am running for President of the United States.”

[Kala @kala_erickson]

My birthday is 2 days away. Just for $5 you can help support my Chick-Fil-A addiction. Please donate via Venmo : Kala_Erickson

#godbless

[Kala @kala_erickson]

@dani_mellen @MellenMaddie

[Kala @kala_erickson]

Still pissed that I didn’t become vine famous when it was cool.

[Kala @kala_erickson]

@dani_mellen @MellenMaddie

[Kala @kala_erickson]

@MellenMaddie @dani_mellen