Chardonnae Evans

Don't know what brought you here, but I'm glad you came!

[Ollie MN @OllieMcKendrick]

today i met a man with an inconceivably monotonous voice. as he walked away i checked to see if there was a usb port in the back of his neck

[Ollie MN @OllieMcKendrick]

it's my seat now Arthur ya little rodent

[Ollie MN @OllieMcKendrick]

too melancholy to attempt wit

[Ollie MN @OllieMcKendrick]

a sit-down-shower-day is the kind of day that is a struggle from the moment you drag your eyelids apart. today was a sit-down-shower-day

[Ollie MN @OllieMcKendrick]

maybe i should post notes saying "i'm fine" through your letterbox

[Ollie MN @OllieMcKendrick]

how am i supposed to pretend to be doing well and not thinking about you if you don't even use twitter?

[Ollie MN @OllieMcKendrick]

fuck boi ballad