kalani

[kalani @kalanimk]

I want this

[kalani @kalanimk]

nobody’s pen is coming close to ryan beatty’s

[kalani @kalanimk]

#thinking about dale cooper 🥰

[kalani @kalanimk]

maybe I love christopher nolan because I too can’t help being a nonlinear storyteller

[kalani @kalanimk]

returning to this awful app bc I seen they’re trying to ban diet coke?!? this is absolutely unamerican

[kalani @kalanimk]

never knew those ninja turtles could paint so well

[kalani @kalanimk]

how many milligrams are in a mammogram

[kalani @kalanimk]

this is my 9/11

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘New Girl’ is leaving Netflix after 10 years on the platform.

[kalani @kalanimk]

“I’m gonna go live on tumblr” -Linda

[kalani @kalanimk]

home is where the whores are

[kalani @kalanimk]

you’re allowed to like country music but don’t make me listen to it when you play it in the shower 🥴🥴

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

had a bong hit for breakfast

[kalani @kalanimk]

ice spice is the highest form of art
god slayed when he made her

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

🤦🏾‍♂️

[Joshua Peinado @tenmoreskies]

@kalanimk

[kalani @kalanimk]

thinking about the hello kitty boombox I had as a child
I miss her

[²⁸ @fourlokolou]

wrong

[kalani @kalanimk]

gimme three feet of snow

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

When they sleep on you… TUCK THEM IN 💯

[kalani @kalanimk]

@babycowgomoo la la dee da dee
we like to party

[kalani @kalanimk]

we run things
things don’t run we