KALE 🦎

everyone sucks

[KALE 🦎 @kale_joyce]

My hype song is “Africa” by Toto and if you ever try to shut it off I’ll tell you to leave

[KALE 🦎 @kale_joyce]

@Ticketmaster I know your bitch ass knows some of them @NoahKahan tickets went to scammers. Open some up for @Reds stadiums tonight before I just have to go splash around in the Ohio river and sob from outside the stadium

[KALE 🦎 @kale_joyce]

Two tickets for TSSF in Detroit! Can be sold separately too if needed #tssf #neckdeep

[Pittsburgh Clothing Co. @PGHClothingCo]

Siri, play Summertime Sadness by Lana Del Rey 🫠🫠🫠🫠

🆕: https://t.co/MshSqTB6Ua

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Me at work with my resignation letter that I’m not giving till Monday

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Target putting up the e school supplies section and the first day of summer isn’t even until this Friday is criminal

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Oh boy do I miss having a solid crash out on my long drive home from work

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

not my house but I know my way around

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Really keeping my fingers crossed for “good things come in threes”

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Sometimes I just thrive on a little bit of chaos

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If neither of these jobs work out that I’m interviewing for.. please just sedate me

[KALE 🦎 @kale_joyce]

Finding out the boy I’m talking to got “I’m only me when I’m with you” as his surprise song sent me into a crash out

[KALE 🦎 @kale_joyce]

505 more minutes more than average of taylor swift … safe to say she’s doing so good

[KALE 🦎 @kale_joyce]

My Spotify DJ told me I listened to Gracie Abrams 66 more minutes than the average listener … I think he called me unwell

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Me once I finally get outside time

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Goddamn it I miss ⁦⁦@BYAMAUS⁩ so much

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Me and my Lyft driver having been sitting in complete silence . No radio, just vibes and the GPS lady

[KALE 🦎 @kale_joyce]

“He’s gonna freak our minds” -lil sam

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And I already watched ET once today so

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Why can’t I have a normal comfort movie ? A bitch can’t really find comfort in “One Direction: This Is Us” right now can she ?!