kalecium

Laurentian University Alum — whale enthusiast — Indigenous Graduation Support #ESS

[kalecium @kale_maracle]

Okay but where’s the dandelions

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“I only wear my mask sometimes, not because of COVID but because I’m ugly” #OverheardESS

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Our PD day is themed “staff well-being” and there’s a fella talking about signs of burnout and stress, etc…sir….I think we know this🥴

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Funny how Canadians are afraid of 20+ indigenous people ✨protesting✨ cause we are “dangerous” but when thousands of people gather at Parliament Hill, they receive praise. Ya’ll scared of the NDNs or sumpinnn??👀 #Canada

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When some of my kids come over just so they don’t have to be at their own homes, hurts and fills my heart at the same time…🙇🏽‍♀️

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“There’s a big difference between stab and dab” #OverheardESS

[Jordan Subban @jordansubban]

More like @JPanetta12 was too much of a coward to fight me and as soon as I began to turn my back he started making monkey gestures at me so I punched him in the face multiple times and he turtled like the coward he is. There fixed it 👍🏾

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“I ate a 1000mg candy and got the best mark on my chem test” #OverheardESS

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So I got through as a caller for our local radio stations morning trivia game. The host asked me my name, I told her, she asks me if Maracle is spelt with a C or a K…I was like “🤨 an M??” …but she meant if there is a C or a K in Maracle…ugh.

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Ontarians complaining about new lockdown measures…at least we can go get McDonald’s at midnight just because we can unlike our neighbours next door 👀

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@SellingSunset_ makes me think I can sell million dollar houses but then I realize I couldn’t even sell a tree to a paper factory…🙇🏽‍♀️

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I work at a high school and constantly hear some weird shit coming out of the students. I’m gonna post some “overheard at ESS posts” for the next while. Give everyone a taste of teenager weirdness. Join me🙏

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Gonna do something fun for my last few straggling followers. Don’t even know if any of you use twitter anymore but listen To my idea

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! …..I don’t….I was 17….but happy decade twitter! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Forgot my password and username lol but hey I’m back ya’ll

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Finding out McDonald’s purposely coded their McFlurry machines to break down really hurts man…McDonald’s throwing real daggers at the heart🥺

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That feeling when something really hurts your feelings and you just want to talk to your best friend but you can’t cause they are the ones who originally hurt you😖💔

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Please tell me the difference between being a decent human being and what an ~ally~ really is??? Why is there a cover word for being kind? Respectful? Ugh.

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Them blue/purple insta story rings make me feel so special. 🥰

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Ice cube makers…..tell me why I shouldn’t buy one 🤪