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Ethereal 🧚🏽 | Cunning Linguist | I take life day-by-day with a heart for transforming adversity into adventure

[ӄǟʟɛօքǟȶʀǟ @kaleahpatra]

Asking my elders what they remember about the assassination of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

A Thread

[ӄǟʟɛօքǟȶʀǟ @kaleahpatra]

@the_mafia000 @insultsrare I just aggressively look around them until they get the message 😂

[ӄǟʟɛօքǟȶʀǟ @kaleahpatra]

Count your blessings and cut your losses

[ӄǟʟɛօքǟȶʀǟ @kaleahpatra]

@Talk_2_Em_Chris Yet I can’t find them anywhere 😭

[ӄǟʟɛօքǟȶʀǟ @kaleahpatra]

@NittyScottMC I remember this 🥲

[ӄǟʟɛօքǟȶʀǟ @kaleahpatra]

@PicturesFoIder 20+40=60
8+7=15
15+60= 75

[ӄǟʟɛօքǟȶʀǟ @kaleahpatra]

Audiobook recommendations welcome

[ӄǟʟɛօքǟȶʀǟ @kaleahpatra]

My job is trying so hard to push me to NOLA.. why? My car insurance would drop me 😂

[ӄǟʟɛօքǟȶʀǟ @kaleahpatra]

It’s interesting that I’m seeing the Erykah Badu effect on tik tok and people use to tell me all the time I looked like I listened to her 😂 of course and I’m I Pisces 😂

[ӄǟʟɛօքǟȶʀǟ @kaleahpatra]

@myladyempathy @SydDivineTarot Same

[ӄǟʟɛօքǟȶʀǟ @kaleahpatra]

@Impermanent_D6 I had a dream that Beyoncé was posing for an album cover outside a restaurant and then hopped in the back of an Uber with Brazilian drivers 😂 yes I followed her

[sweetest @BeyondBeautiful]

People saying they accent fake but I feel like they’ve never seen somebody from New Orleans

[ӄǟʟɛօքǟȶʀǟ @kaleahpatra]

@ilovethepen And then she went back to her desk where she only gets up to insult us

[ӄǟʟɛօքǟȶʀǟ @kaleahpatra]

My coworker is 30 weeks pregnant & our boss literally just said “I don’t care if she’s pregnant, she needs a doctors note to sit on a stool.” We stand at a counter for 8+ hours a day making appointments for people who are having pain due to standing all day.

[ӄǟʟɛօքǟȶʀǟ @kaleahpatra]

Looks like a baby demagorgon to me

[ӄǟʟɛօքǟȶʀǟ @kaleahpatra]

@Flghtchiatrist @Bandz_Margera Bc apparently her and my ex are cousins 😂

[ӄǟʟɛօքǟȶʀǟ @kaleahpatra]

The first time I did my hair it took me 3 days.. probably 14-16 hours, I wasn’t counting. Today, the 3rd time, I finished it in 8 🥹

[ӄǟʟɛօքǟȶʀǟ @kaleahpatra]

@Mr_Alexius @alexissTyler Sounds just like my sister 😂

[ӄǟʟɛօքǟȶʀǟ @kaleahpatra]

This is exactly why my mom took me out of karate I play too much

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

The ending.. 😂

[ӄǟʟɛօքǟȶʀǟ @kaleahpatra]

@amoghjadhav26 @GCrazypeople @big_dub95 @raphousetv2 Okay so I’m not crazy I’m just wrong 😂