🏎️belak

I probably gotta pee

[Dingus Khan @VanDingus_]

“When do I get to meet her”

Mom, I fall in love with whores. You don’t get to meet any of them

[oxidative stress @MojitoSlammer]

Last year they hosted Oktoberfest at a bank and I put my beer in the drive-through deposit tube and it sucked it right up and I still don’t know what happened to it

[☯️ @FLACKO444]

aight man LMAOO

[stars⛓️🗝️ @BigGengarFan04]

She’s using me for my average dick and minimum wage paycheck and undesirable physique

[Jamie ☁️ @JamieTheElf]

Jason: Lucia did you see my flip!
Lucia: Yes sweetie great job

[ْ @gielasrine]

encore rêvé de mon ex (no contact depuis juin 2023)

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

A Dollar General employee putting out their cigarette to come in and ring you up is a great sign of respect in their culture.

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

My doctor after the prostate exam

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

A lot of men tried giving a woman a life she never had. And discovered exactly why she never had it.

[Liv 🐻 @prentissliv]

My fat ass just accidentally said “Texas Roadhouse massacre” instead of chainsaw

[🛖 @tw0seventeen]

dreamed about her again

[GingerSpice❄️💙 @thedesertginger]

You're telling me that Flock cameras have the capabilities to track a woman across multiple states to track if she got an abortion and a man who crossed state lines for weed, but they aren't being used for finding missing kids or get a glimpse of Mitch McConnell returning home?

[𝐉𝐱𝐭𝐚. 🕸️🎮 @JxtaSpidey]

Dios mío, esto es una obra de arte, llevo como 30 minutos riendo sin parar. 😂😂

[🏎️belak @kaleb_c1ark]

@Brlakin A lil louder for the people in the back please!

[฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ @BattleByrd]

Do British dudes take their girl to kilogram town?

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

You’re all gonna feel really stupid when Mitch returns to the senate with an amazing BBL