Kaleb

Strong as an oak, soft like leather. High as a pine and light as a feather.

[Kaleb @kaleb_hanson]

Rockin the @beardseats 4 point harnesses. Killer design.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I love that Zdeno Chara slim jimmed his way into a 5M deal at age 45. That’s what happens when you take care of yourself instead of treating your body like a planet fitness shower curtain. Eats right, works hard. At this point, give this guy a JD power award in dependability.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Not sure if Eric Staal got helmet reduction surgery but this man has been flying and gets no MVP talk? 40 goals for Eric. I fucking love it. Re-kindled his career from a stinky old sandals resort marriage into a Bora Bora tropical bone fest marriage. Happy for Eric

[Kaleb @kaleb_hanson]

A wise man can always be found alone.
A weak man can always be found in a crowd.

[Kaleb @kaleb_hanson]

You gotta love all the ill informed idiots who think AR in AR-15 stands for assault rife.

[NHL Chirps @nhlchirpz]

Chris Pronger was such a savage 💀

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

The NBA should’ve put LaVar Ball in the celebrity allstar game. Ratings = to the moon. Imagine Bieber or Quavo crossing up the big baller himself. The biebs takes a step back 3 and drains it in LaVars face, then calls him a small baller as he’s back pedaling down the court. Wow

[Kaleb @kaleb_hanson]

Anyone who says you can’t have what you want in life hasn’t worked hard enough for what they want yet.

[Kaleb @kaleb_hanson]

@BTLSRadio what’s the last date 4 the Christmas party? Is it 10000 bits a month or just 10000 total. Wanted to suprise my old man with goin.

[Kaleb @kaleb_hanson]

Can’t beat it! Haha https://t.co/eLKPAAhLfL

[OKBubbaFan @OKBubbaFan]

@kaleb_hanson @BTLSRadio @25btls Even have the Bush beer. 😁Right on.

[Kaleb @kaleb_hanson]

@BTLSRadio @25btls What a real mans office should look like. #mn #upnorth

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Lemme make myself clear. Throwing that silver medal over the glass was awesome. Fuck silver. I’m not really one to cry over how someone didn’t “show class” in a moment like that. I’ve been kicked out of a chili’s on a weekday before. A weekday! Nobody wants silver. Class schmlass

[Kaleb @kaleb_hanson]

@jawbone X3 wireless headphones are by far and away the best workout headphones out there.

[Kaleb @kaleb_hanson]

@HeyWalters @reeschiro this is so funny lol https://t.co/WgqdE2yhD6

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I’ve been waiting for someone to make a statement like this for years https://t.co/DGVonoUFjk

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Special shoutout to the Bills. Savage fan base is an understatement. You could put a loaded gun to a Bills fan’s head and they’d just laugh at you. Table breaking, beer drinking, public piss taking SAVAGES. Half those guys catch on fire for fun multiple times a week. Love It.

[Seth Heppner @SethHepp5]

Going to the gym after New Years

[Kaleb @kaleb_hanson]

@KevinHart4real & @TheRock are by far the funniest duo in Hollywood #sofunny

[SkolMemes  @SkolMemes]

The only thing hurting Case Keenum’s MVP resume is the name Case Keenum. If Prescott, Winston, Manning, or Cousins had the same stats and were on a 10-2 team, they would be near top of the MVP voting

[Kaleb @kaleb_hanson]

Wtf kinda sorcery is this? https://t.co/K32eYWVRW6