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[kaleb clayton @kalebclayton]

Michigan: the state that you can find a girl within a 100 mile radius that a buddy isn’t talking to as well 😂

[Jack Fox @MrJackFox]

Intentionally waking miggy with 2,999 hits should be illegal

[💯 @1998hondacoupe]

no membership? no problem. get the fuck out

[bails @official_diem16]

be kind, you never know what the person next to you is battling.

[kaleb clayton @kalebclayton]

When I’m bored.. I text my dad to talk about golfing or some shit 😂

[kaleb clayton @kalebclayton]

Once you decide to not give a hoot.. it’s funny how quickly life starts getting better

[kaleb clayton @kalebclayton]

If the only time a father sees his kid is when the mother wants to go out and do something fun, or travel.. I’m sorry but the father deserves better.

[kaleb clayton @kalebclayton]

The most awkward thing I’ve been through in 2022 is… never knowing if someone wants to fist bump or shake hands.. so my brain short circuits and end up bro hugging..

[kaleb clayton @kalebclayton]

Supposedly hackers don’t like being shit talked. Immediately removed after the last one lol

[kaleb clayton @kalebclayton]

@dylan62614752 Take me with ho

[kaleb clayton @kalebclayton]

@kynslee_young Didn’t shock me

[kaleb clayton @kalebclayton]

Mine and @dylan62614752 ‘s convos 😂😂 fuck you bud

[kaleb clayton @kalebclayton]

@GoldenKnights hey… heard about the cap issue.. I’ll gladly take 10% of @jackeichel salary and be a healthy scratch every game 👍🏻

[kaleb clayton @kalebclayton]

Ever watch a movie that plays with your mind and you sit thinking afterwards… “but like what if…” because same.

[kaleb clayton @kalebclayton]

Life is enjoyable if you have the right mind set 😛

[kaleb clayton @kalebclayton]

“Freedom is just another word for one more way to get fucked”-officer on “Dexter”

[kaleb clayton @kalebclayton]

@EriktotheMax You started it damnit 😂

[kaleb clayton @kalebclayton]

“If I believe in god.. then I have to believe that god make me sick”

[kaleb clayton @kalebclayton]

I hate when Alexa plays “eye of the tiger” like Jeez I was a rockstar for one day.. let it go…