Kaleb

I’m just some guy who likes penguins, video games, music, and nerdy stuff… who somehow became a husband and a father along the way.

[Kaleb @kalebcutsinger]

Behold:
Dis my cat. And she is special.

[Kaleb @kalebcutsinger]

I wish younger me had chosen to focus my creativity on just like ONE thing. Now, at any given moment, I have the impulse to draw, paint, play piano or guitar, photoshop, create a logo, etc. The answer often times is.. doing nothing. Pure choice overload wins in the end.

[Kaleb @kalebcutsinger]

It’s so weird having a kid who is now at an age where I have memories that start at that age. Like, she’ll remember much more now the things that we say and do and teach her. She’s like her own little person now. It’s surreal.

[Kaleb @kalebcutsinger]

Daily occurrence in IT:

Client: “Before you ask, YES I tried turning it off and on again! Hahahahahahahahaha”

*computer shows uptime of over 200 days*

Me: “Alright, well let’s go ahead and try rebooting it again.🙃”

Client: “That fixed it. What’d you do?”

[Kaleb @kalebcutsinger]

@leilanimeneese haps baps, yo.

[Kaleb @kalebcutsinger]

Fast forward to today. I have moved up from the computer technician sitting in the lobby, to being in my own office as the sole Tier 2 Network Administrator for SINC. #thegrinddontstop #feelsgood

[Kaleb @kalebcutsinger]

Super excited to announce that I will be starting hopefully my last new job for a long time. I will be a Computer Network Technician with Southern Illinois Network Consultants in just a couple very short weeks! Let’s get this IT career started! #InformationTechnology #sinc

[Kaleb @kalebcutsinger]

Charlotte loves Princess and the Frog, and the princess’s name is Tiana, but Charlie calls her Tina, so I created this monstrosity. Enjoy?
#princessandthefrog #tina #BobsBurgers

[Kaleb @kalebcutsinger]

I just put Charlotte to sleep by playing/singing a slowed down version of “Ripped My Pants” by Spongebob. So there’s that.

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Just poopin. You know how I be.

[Kaleb @kalebcutsinger]

#NewProfilePic

[Kaleb @kalebcutsinger]

Charlie: *admiring my pikachu lanyard*

Me: Can you say, pikachu?

Charlie: Barbecue.

#closeenough #doesshewanttoeatpikachu #pokemon #almost2 #charlotte

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the small neighbor human. has enlisted my help. finding colorful eggs in the garden. i tried to eat the first one i found. but apparently that’s not the objective

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

felt cute. might offer some kids free college tuition later, idk

[Kaleb @kalebcutsinger]

I’m upset enough to make this outdated meme. #marionpoweroutage #badluckbrian #deadmeme #nintendoswitch #justmyluck

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

I'll have the gabba gool.

[Kaleb @kalebcutsinger]

@beverlyjulietxo Yes indeed!

[Kaleb @kalebcutsinger]

I did it, you guys! I made it through 22 without ever hearing Taylor Swift’s “22”! This is one of my favorite accomplishments.

[Kaleb @kalebcutsinger]

Facebook needs to get a news feed filter option that removes all political posts and only shows memes and cute animal pictures.

[Kaleb @kalebcutsinger]

If all of life can be summed up into 7 words, it is this right here.

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Funk is the problem, and the solution.

[Kaleb @kalebcutsinger]

My new boss discovered the Facebook photos and videos I posted from 2008-2014. SEND HELP.