Kaleb Michael Jordan

Riding a motorcycle and living in America is the definition of Freedom.

[Kaleb Michael Jordan @kalebmichaeljor]

Everything happens for a reason, right?

[Kaleb Michael Jordan @kalebmichaeljor]

A cold toilet seat is the best on hot summer days.

[Dan Lohse @DjLohse]

I have made a terrible mistake.
*stares down the empty jars of candy from my grad party that I ate for breakfast*

[Dan Lohse @DjLohse]

Words cannot express how much I love Chinese food right now.

[Kristian Bush @kristianbush]

What a tremendous way to kick off another year of #CMAFest hosting for @BBCRadio2 and @BHarrisCountry.

[Kaleb Michael Jordan @kalebmichaeljor]

@colinfleming17 why are we not sleeping?? We're shooting guns in 5 1/2 hours!

[Kaleb Michael Jordan @kalebmichaeljor]

@colinfleming17 you look pretty :P

[Kaleb Michael Jordan @kalebmichaeljor]

Why hasn't Old Spice or AXE made a laundry detergent yet? Like seriously? I'd buy that.

[USMC Recruiting @USMarineCorps]

Our nation has a history of breaking down barriers. Marines reflect that ideal in every mission. Every day.

[Kaleb Michael Jordan @kalebmichaeljor]

I have never been this happy since my accident. It feels so good to have something to smile about!

[Kaleb Michael Jordan @kalebmichaeljor]

103 degrees on Thursday... No thank you!

[Stumbler Videos @StumblerVideos]

When I hear my voice on a video... http://t.co/jkWNKgGaFd