Kale.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

unconditional love DOES NOT mean unconditional tolerance.

[chey 🥶 @thatTXkid]

I stopped caring about a month ago, since then it’s been smooth sailing

[Kale. @kalee_deann]

You’re burnin hotter than a bourbon with no water.

[Kale. @kalee_deann]

💕

[Kale. @kalee_deann]

Crying wasn’t on my to do list today but here we fucking are.

[Kale. @kalee_deann]

Men with trucks are the wildest… like I couldn’t imagine asking my friends to video me pulling into a parking lot… very odd creatures.

[Kale. @kalee_deann]

If Susan with no teeth doesn’t want me to ask her if they fell out from meth or lack of a toothbrush she shouldn’t ask me if I’m expecting again or just getting fat and happy.

[Kale. @kalee_deann]

I’m at a bar that sells Vienna sausages and bean dip. I am scared.

[Kale. @kalee_deann]

You won’t ever catch me moving in the middle of summer again. EVER.

[MORALLY FLEXIBLE @EchoXray4]

Ima take my shirt off and fight someone’s dad in an Applebees at 6pm on a Tuesday

[Kale. @kalee_deann]

How on Earth is my baby 5 😩💕

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

Dating & being a mom at the same time is so hard 😭 like I want to see y’all both 24/7 but I don’t want y’all to see eachother 😭🤯

[Kale. @kalee_deann]

I wonder if I just show up to work with pink hair If anyone will notice..

[chey 🥶 @thatTXkid]

Whoever first made queso deserves their ass slapped

[Kale. @kalee_deann]

My gentle reminder of why I don’t date tonight is because a man just drunkenly made a group chat with all of the girls he’s talking to PLUS his mom.

[Kale. @kalee_deann]

Don’t tell me I’m too old for these butterfly hair clips 💗🦋

[Kale. @kalee_deann]

@naturallight please bring back the pineapple beer this summer. Thank you. 💛🍍

[SB @brownbaddieSB]

“You wanna come with me?” Is my love language cause yes tf i do 😭