jane doe

Based On A True Story • I Am The Sum Of All My Experiences • CEO of Project Mayhem

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POV

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I forgot my phone when I went for a smoke so I had to do it the old fashioned way. I just stared at my neighbor

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Hey

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Going to pick up my ring today & my man flying me to Oklahoma in 2 weeks 😫😫😫😫

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This what I look like these days. Wine & messy hairs

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Attended the bday game

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4th leaf game since Oct next Monday!!! (Second this month) ((my bf already looking for next months because there’s a game on my bday)) 🥰🥰🥰

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You can’t smoke ashes @KILLTONY

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Stupid fucks live in Orangeville

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@_cuuntgina I told Evan’s entire family last night that I expect him to give me a litter of kids lmfao Fok

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Newports & a case of white claws that have peach & passion fruit flavor. Murica 🫡🫡

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I have never looked at the calendar app more in my life since I’ve been dating Evan

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Says he gonna look into seasons next year for us???? BOIIIYYY you only home 1 week a month 😭😭😭

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Oh yeah and vacation in 11 days what the fuck 😭😭😭😭

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“Am I too shiny?” - me to my step brother on the amount of highlighter im wearing

“I’m just saying you look like the tin man’s step sister”

Fuck I love my family

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“Damn I forgot my teeth again” - my bf

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My bf just went into the bathroom to shit then came out with his pants around ankles to chug a beer & grab his vape. Love this man

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If I DID stand up* god I’m baked as fuck

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When you borrow you new man’s car to get stuff from your ex man’s house and it dies. New man across the country right now and still made a rescue mission out of it. Weeeeee

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If I stand up I would constantly be talking about the stall of shame

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@x7xclark @CP24 I’m from Muskoka it looks like downtown bracebridge

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37 days until vacation with my best friend & my mans!!!!!🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴