Kaleigh Lesh

One thousand year old dragon- true millennial.

[Kaleigh Lesh @kaleighthewolfe]

I accidentally typed Pj. D. instead of Ph. D. and realized a Doctor of Pajamas is what I've wanted all along

[Kaleigh Lesh @kaleighthewolfe]

@byrachelmoore You know how you inflect the last word of a question so you know it’s a question? It’s that but it’s pitch is 3x higher

[Kaleigh Lesh @kaleighthewolfe]

@rachel_lesh Half my freezer is compost right now 😂

[Kaleigh Lesh @kaleighthewolfe]

@wall_ish_ We haven’t watched one of these in years so we turned on NBCs and we’re feeling 65 years old right now with how shocked we are at the sexual jokes and language 😂

[hannah anderson @sometimesalight]

Can't wait for _God's Not Dead 4: The Wages of Life_ in which a low-income worker struggles against erratic corporate scheduling practices that keeps her from becoming meaningfully involved in her local church

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

me: * completes literally any task*

me: i think it’s time for a special treat :)

[Kaleigh Lesh @kaleighthewolfe]

@byrachelmoore So I specifically went out and bought a $20 immersion blender for this very recipe and it was WORTH IT but the immersion blender alternative is to put it in a regular blender in batches. But this particular recipe would probably blend just fine with a hand mixer

[Kaleigh Lesh @kaleighthewolfe]

@byrachelmoore And my favorite for late october/whenever the heck you want

[Kaleigh Lesh @kaleighthewolfe]

@byrachelmoore https://t.co/tW6lUaAsfP

[Kaleigh Lesh @kaleighthewolfe]

3yo: Mommy, we have a lot of balls in our house
Me: Mmhmm
3yo: and no doggies
Me: Mmhmm…
3yo:
Me: No doggies to play with the balls?
3yo: Yes!
Me: You’ll need to take this up with your dad.

[Kaleigh Lesh @kaleighthewolfe]

My bestie wrote a book and it’s brilliant and beautiful and wow am I proud of her and I would very much like for it to be physically in my hands one day (and autographed let’s be honest)

[Kaleigh Lesh @kaleighthewolfe]

@wall_ish_ Lol no way. So many layers to this 😂

[Kaleigh Lesh @kaleighthewolfe]

@wall_ish_ I’m just going to assume you had something to do with this

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

“Soccer Moses”

This is most American thing I have ever seen.

[Kaleigh Lesh @kaleighthewolfe]

@dapperlyrachel Fav is “no control” but also “little white lies” you know, for the vine

[Kaleigh Lesh @kaleighthewolfe]

@dapperlyrachel The 1975 vibes on “change your ticket” are *chefs kiss*

[Kaleigh Lesh @kaleighthewolfe]

@PastorRhett @AOC Insanity! It’s completely broken. We keep wondering what else we can do but then we hear things like that and there’s just no way

[Kaleigh Lesh @kaleighthewolfe]

@AOC is there some quick legislation that can stop investors from swooping in and buying houses out from under normal people? Kinda feels like this is doing irreversible damage to economic growth for millennials particularly and expanding the middle class?

[Kaleigh Lesh @kaleighthewolfe]

I would @ my own representative but it’s @RepTrey lol

[Kaleigh Lesh @kaleighthewolfe]

Been saving for years and finally blessed with the chance to buy a house- all of our insane bids have lost out to all cash offers. Houses we saw listed for sale two months ago are popping up as rental houses.