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[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

[Acyn @Acyn]

FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now?

Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests.

FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?

Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face

[Romano @RNR_0]

Being a guy is wild. Because you turn 12 & now you're competing with grown men, CEO's, bankers & politicians for girls your age

[Peezy🦇 @TheDCUBatman]

september 30th october 1st

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

"As a Christian, one thing I love about Trump is that he openly rejects the basic moral teachings of Jesus"

[Big Smart F@ggot 🦮 @sodomylover]

Like some shit you'd see in The Boys and people said that was too on the nose lmfao

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

“I am Vengeance, I am the Night, I am Batman!”

Happy Batman Day!

[lady mary crawley @sweetpea673]

a boy whose lap I tenderly laid my head in freshman year of college (we did not kiss) just went back and liked the only bikini pic I have on instagram

[Globe Eye News @GlobeEyeNews]

Zohran Mamdani vows to arrest Netanyahu if he visits New York City.

[𐄯saya @theygoin]

“We really killing people over opinions?”
The opinion:

[big diesel @JustBoysLaughin]

If you say “excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator you can usually get a pity laugh

[08 @_vonnn8]

i want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery and i act like i don’t want to go

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

plans for today:

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

Sharks, I present to you the first every pair of gray sweatpants designed for growers by growers

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[FIBA EuroBasket @EuroBasket]

Alperen Sengun has 10 points, 4 rebounds and 2 assists in 7 minutes.

#EuroBasket

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

I've never heard a meow I disagreed with

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

This is what my unfolded laundry is doing to me right now. I need help