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[Murder Mitten Mami @CallmeMsParker]

Someone said their personal recession indicator was running out of their stash of plastic grocery bags 😭

He said he used them all & realized they weren’t being replaced because… he stopped going grocery shopping.

Now THAT is an economic indicator

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

Nor maan... Bafana Bafana should've played in the World Cup final 😭

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

I watched Scream Queens when it first came out and wasn’t hugely popular and I immediately knew that it was ahead of its time and would some day become a cult classic

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

“Girl, 9”

[. @naledimashishi]

You’d be amazed at how many LO teachers refuse to teach proper sex ed because they believe it will “encourage” children

[John Sacrimoni @sbuhlanguza]

Nkosi found this out in the funniest way possible 😭😭😭

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Pitchfork gives ‘BROWN’ by Chris Brown a score of 1.3, accompanied by a one-sentence review:

“Chris Brown’s soulless, hit-chasing new album doesn’t justify his return to the public eye.”

[Ifediche @esther_stan]

A lady was telling her friend that she’d be fine if she had only two girls because she wanted just two kids. She didn’t want to spend her life birthing kids with the hopes of getting a boy and end up with 7 kids like her mother did.
The friend replied that boys preserve the family’s lineage and she won’t be respected in the family if she had only female kids .

The lady told her that her brothers were bearing her father’s first name , so her grandfather’s legacy was as good as dead . Her brother can decide to give his kids his first name too . Then she asked her to name her great, great, grand father and her friend couldn’t.

She then asked her what legacy would they be preserving if the descendants can’t name the dead elders from the father’s side especially if the elders did nothing worthy of remembrance?

I hollered!!

[Hasan 👁‍🗨 @flackospalace]

A classic

[woof "pronouns" woofington @woofgonecrazy]

important 👇

[aimée 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @sapphyreblayze]

She's right. A vintage fur coat is infinitely less wasteful and more ethical than fake fur. You can't bring back the animal that was killed to make that coat, but you can ensure that you don't add to the plastic pollution that's killing millions of animals.

[ama @markamatony]

rarest peta banger

[Clean City Bird @cleancitybird]

Hey so no one has the right to a child, no legal or international instrument bestowed the right to have a child, especially when you know the risks for yourself to be pregnant so you decide to transfer that risk x3 to another woman because of your adult wants to have 2 boys and 2 girls and not accepting the fact it’s unsafe to have anymore children.

Women and their bodies are not incubators to be rented, and children should never been seen as goods to be bought and sold.

“The safest option was surrogacy.” Safer for her, not the surrogate mother who was at 3x the risk of preeclampsia and maternal mortality. Not being pregnant is safer for literally every woman, every time.

[mini⁷ ✿ @venusjmi]

I unironically sing this version of Midnight Sun so often now I’m crying

[Grace ᱬ In love era 💕 @Vanyabug]

Reminder that the only reason the movie didn't end right here was because Thanos had to call for backup like a lil bitch

[. @naledimashishi]

Now why would you post a pic of someone else’s child online without permission???

[thuli tia @itsssthulsss]

if we’re playing crazy 8 and you start telling me that J is reverse and 7 is jump we’re done.