Kelly🥐

Safety Fan and Bureaucratic Wunderkind

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@allycii You are camp

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@allycii Iconique

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@emonormie Is this nova and do they have more?????

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I think people forget that I’m on here and honestly relatable

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This is one of my favorite concepts I’ve had in the past few years and it simply has not gotten the attention it deserves

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The Queen’s Gambit except instead of chess it’s Dude Perfect-style trick shots

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@MassEffectCast Thank you guys for being my commute buddies this year!

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Thanks Mass Effect Lorecast: Video Game Lore, News & More for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 5,158 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/aAW4pIxzgS @robots_radio @N7TheLegend @MassEffectCast

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Regarding D**g M*str**n* [profane]

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@HailSleetOrSNOW @777__Neon @JohnFetterman Hi! I’m not gonna stoop to name calling at someone I don’t know, but I hope you watch this video of Fetterman’s current marijuana stance with an open mind. Like you, I’m also eager to hear more about his plans as the election comes closer. Have a nice day! https://t.co/yhLILst0UB

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@HailSleetOrSNOW @777__Neon @JohnFetterman Hi! Not being able to do so on his own is a function of the position (federal Senate). He is a staunch advocate for legalization and will tackle it on that level. I hope you’ll also support gov candidate Josh Shapiro and your local candidates who can tackle it on a state level!

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@nether_nights idk who you are but you truly dragged this tweet out of the ether of history

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Pink probably dropped out because of dr ohrt

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@allycii We must walk behind the men

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@allycii That’s not very god honoring of you Ally

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Just showing off the custom wordle game I made for Matt’s valentines card :) I shaded in the blocks after each guess

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Ok fine

Wordle 220 3/6

🟩⬜🟨🟩⬜
🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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@JRSnively Six was our magic number! Can’t imagine living in any other houses than the one we ended up with. Corny but it was meant to be. Hang in there!

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@allycii I peaked at 9pm half price apps :/

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Sometimes I think about reviving that era from summer 2016 where liking Applebee’s was my entire personality

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Men only want one thing and it's the Baudelaire fortune

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@allycii I miss eating hamentashen at UD with u :/