kalen

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[kalen @kalencrowe]

@skyscaping @bikecalgary @cityofcalgary I always imagined a big bike parkade at the edworthy park north parking lot to encourage bike commuters and cut down on bridge congestion.
Then a big building broke ground there! It looked great - perfect for a bike parkade.

It's the shaganappi pump station though, lol.

[kalen @kalencrowe]

@bikecalgary @cityofcalgary Shaganappi Village Shopping Centre. They have a... uh... "rack"? I don't think it can be called that. Definitely a commercial building that saw it needed a bike rack for some sort of compliance and "did its best."

[kalen @kalencrowe]

@GrumpyGrandma62 @dkowel1 @yyctransport @YYCTKW @311calgary @bikecalgary @HillhurstSunny Scheduled*. Phones are silly.

[kalen @kalencrowe]

@GrumpyGrandma62 @dkowel1 @yyctransport @YYCTKW @311calgary @bikecalgary @HillhurstSunny When is this schedules for review @yyctransport ?

[kalen @kalencrowe]

@livefreejim @MacdonellAlexis @ryanjespersen Probably both. Not happening, but fine if it were.

[kalen @kalencrowe]

@orrkid1 @bikecalgary @project_calgary You

[kalen @kalencrowe]

@calgarian24 @bikecalgary @cityofcalgary I agree they should replace all of downtown with rhubarb

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[kalen @kalencrowe]

@Michphil1998 @CBCNews Like my phone, which has no brain cells, and took out the word "with."

[kalen @kalencrowe]

@Michphil1998 @CBCNews Cant wait for your draft on "putting on your seatbelts safely and correctly." Dont look up accidents related to not wearing one or wearing it twisted. Might make someone two two brain cells swear off seat belts for good!

[kalen @kalencrowe]

@carter_AB @FeralChristineB @Villageicecream Reading comprehension not a strong suit I see

[Benjamin Thibault @ThibaultBen]

It's been a hectic few hours, but here is what we know about how @ABDanielleSmith, @rebeccakschulz, @BrianJeanAB and @Alberta_UCP are lying to you about net-zero electricity. #ableg #abpoli #abelxn 🧵 @JSJamato @CanadianPress @TorontoStar @calgaryherald

[kalen @kalencrowe]

@sadlybradleytoo @trevortombe @TheHubCanada Feels like far less egregious things occurred during the first orange wave; the fact that after everything it's not another sweep is indeed very confusing.

[kalen @kalencrowe]

@DbrodaD @Noicle @AdrianaLaGrange Checking in on if your nose is still attached after your week long -30 bike rides with no face raping scarf.

[kalen @kalencrowe]

@DbrodaD @Noicle @AdrianaLaGrange Oh nice, no video. Just strava. Unfortunate. Did you wear a face mask (scarf, beard, whatever)? Or would that be equal to being beaten and raped too?

[kalen @kalencrowe]

@StevosSovets @DbrodaD @Noicle @AdrianaLaGrange Lmfao. Watch out for the weather man, wouldn't want you to be abused by jack frost with your inability to breath through a scarf. Or maybe it's just so bad that the air itself hurts!! The humanity!