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[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Brazilian club Amazonas announced the departure of defender Léo Coelho by posting a compilation of his defensive mistakes.

[fuck yeah @FuckinYess]

And the moon asked me, ".... where's the girl you've always compared me to"

[Don Bull @mainandegwa232]

Here's Senator Mutula Kilonzo witness statement of how violence was planned during the 2007/08 PEV

Mutula died after an alleged Viagra overdose

[𝙒𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙧 @Reggaewailer]

Leteni title aki

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

Remember the Crown Paints ad? This is what we gave up for soulless AI generated garbage. But then again it takes actual talent to make such an ad. This is the best Kenyan advertisement ever made, bar none

[ૐ @BirkinAura]

people are rooting for me in heavenly realms. i have no choice but to win.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Not sure whether it’s an African thing only, or it's an inherent human trait but most jealous people don’t necessarily want what you have, they just don’t want you to have it.

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

The President has lied so much that when The Standard highlighted some, not all, some of his lies, he couldn't believe it was him... He couldn't believe there is a human who can lie like that...

[Sunday League @SundayShoutsFC]

This video must never disappear. 🤣😭🇧🇷

[Yator Boss☚ @Bossyator]

Kenya is just full of comedy 🤣🤣

[Mansang🖤 @EchoMansang]

Ruto must Go😂😂

[Akal Simba @HonAkalSimba]

"usiguze Hio", "usiuze Hio", "usibomoe Hio", "usilete ugonjwa", "usiue hao", "usiongee hivyo"…

We are parenting a president.

[Matt Dinan @second_sailing]

One night my first daughter came out of bed and my wife and I were sitting on the couch watching tv, laughing, and eating snacks and she yelled: “I KNEW IT!” and turned around and went back to bed

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

IMMIGRATION OFFICERS TREATING PEOPLE DIFFERENTLY BASED ON THEIR PASSPORTS 😂😂😂😂😂

[B N S L @_BNSL]

I love people who enjoy writing. Because this could have been "Someone stole my generator 💔"

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

ARSENAL HATERS TUNAFAA KUWA NA MKUTANO MKUBWA HAPO ARCHIVES KESHO.

TUTA WATCH PENALTY YA GABRIEL FOR 2 HOURS.

[STF @tekinsaeko]

"Kenya is capable and prepared"

[Brygettes Ngana @NBrygettes]

We are still at Utumishi Girls, this team from Pembroke School has been feeding everyone who has been here for free. It's the little they can do during this difficult time.

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

When you get yourself a coast baddie with bui bui and excellent Swahili then you hear her talking with her mother in Kamba over the phone 😭

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Lenah: My 10-year-old daughter was raped na akadungwa kisu by my landlord's son who was over 35 years old. Kutoka 2022 hadi sai bado kesi inaendelea.

#TheLastWordNTV @jamessmat