kaylie

animal lover. social worker. BE KIND.

[kaylie @kales222]

@LuceroMyLove What surgery??!

[kaylie @kales222]

I saw a man on the side of the road wearing a mask while asking for spare change. If he can do that in this 100+ degree heat, those a**holes complaining they can't breathe walking around Walmart can wear one too. Mask up!

[kaylie @kales222]

Wearing a mask has caused a few breakouts on my face. Also, wearing a mask covers them up. What a world we're living in 😷

[kaylie @kales222]

I would never wish hardships on any child, but kids who have never had to overcome obstacles can lack coping mechanisms as adults & suffer in their own ways. Please don't give your kid everything they want. Teach them to work toward things & be appreciative for what they have

[kaylie @kales222]

I'm genuinely curious for anyone willing to answer...when you say "praying for you" online, do you remember to actually include the person & their problems in your prayers, or are you hoping God keeps up with your social media accounts?

[kaylie @kales222]

Ironic that we're in a time where we can't really celebrate our bdays with grps of friends & family, but when washing your hands, 2 happy birthday songs is an acceptable length of time to get hands clean. Imagine if it added a year to you each time. So many wasted bdays in 2020!

[kaylie @kales222]

Some of the most amazing people I know, who I admire and cherish, have the lowest self-esteem imaginable. Be proud of yourself, people. Hold your head high and love yourself like so many around you love you 🥰

[kaylie @kales222]

If I just took out the garbage don't you dare put trash in the bin right away. Put it in your pocket.

If I just scrubbed the tub, your shower can wait.

Don't even think about washing your hands in my freshly cleaned sink, either.

[kaylie @kales222]

If I were rich, like really, really stinking rich, I would shell out big bucks for 1. personal grocery shopper, 2. personal chef, 3. personal chauffer

Looooove to eat, haaaaate cooking

[kaylie @kales222]

Conversations with grandma. Part 2.

Grandma: I really wish you grandkids would get more involved with church. It is important to learn the bible and about sin.

Me: uh huh

Grandma: we all sin every day. Like me, I sin with my mouth. I always say shit I shouldnt say

🤣🤣🤣

[kaylie @kales222]

Conversations with grandma. Part 1.

Grandma: Do you like Okra?

Me: I don't dislike her. I don't know much about her.

Grandma: OKRA. Not Oprah.

🤣🤣🤣

[kaylie @kales222]

Why will girls ridicule another girl, point out every little flaw, comment on her looks & weight...all because that girl was "the other woman" but still think that POS of a man who also cheated is marriage material? He's just learning you'll tolerate any amount of deceit

[kaylie @kales222]

Anyone else just sit in the car once you're pulled up at home, unbuckle your seatbelt, and hang out for a few minutes? It is some of the best "me time" you can get. It is a feeling like no other.

[kaylie @kales222]

@TwoPaddocks @ArriSnowlynx Thank you!! x

[kaylie @kales222]

@TwoPaddocks 2020 has been a mess of DINO proportions. Could you make it a little better by wishing me a happy birthday? 🦕🥳🦖

[kaylie @kales222]

@lalooanne Babies. Ew.

[kaylie @kales222]

Yesterday, I applied my first coat of deodorant to between my thighs to prevent chub rub for the season.

It is going to be a long, hot summer ☀️🌡

[kaylie @kales222]

I don't know how people just lay down & fall asleep.

Getting to sleep is an art form for me. My knee pillow has to be just right. My arms & legs in their prime positions. I have to address the raging thoughts in my head. When that's done I have to pee and start all over again

[kaylie @kales222]

@lalooanne Yes they are 🤣

[kaylie @kales222]

@bashfool114 Wow! You're an aunt! That's cool!